Dan Aho's Import & Export

Who should be the Riddler?

2009-06-27T22:50:00.002-05:00

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So they don't even have a director or a script for the next installment of the Batman series, but rumors have already been buzzing for a while. The two villains on the radar are the Penguin, and the Riddler. Thus far the Riddler seems to be gaining the most traction, and the actor who has been getting the most buzz is Johnny Depp. That rumor has regained momentum with the release of PUBLIC ENEMIES, which co-stars Depp and Batman himself, Christian Bale. But is it the right choice? Could there be someone more interesting? Yes, and yes.

Johnny Depp is great, and he could certainly bring something great to the Riddler, but he may be a little to Johnny Deppy. It happens when you put any huge star into a movie, that you really only see that star. For example, basically any Tom Cruise movie, no matter what the character is named it's still Tom Cruise. And I think this is one thing the the Nolan helmed Batman movies have done is not go for the huge star names for the roles. Bale as Batman, Murphy as the Scarecrow, Eckhart as Two Face, and Ledger as the Joker. Now I'm not saying these actors are not stars, but are fantastic actors who are 100% believable in the parts that they are cast in. You forget about them as celebrities, and I'm just not sure that Depp is in that category. It would be hard to forget that it's Johnny Depp in a Batman movie.

I recently watched REVOLUTIONARY ROAD, which was fantastic even though depressing, and there was a actor in there who I think would be fantastic as the Riddler. You may recognize his face from other movies, or even from the stage as he is a ensemble member of the Red Orchid Theatre here in Chicago. But in the RR movie he played such a oddly controlled maniac, and has the ability to seem normal one second, and totally loose it the next. The actors name is Michael Shannon. So there you go Nolan, Michael Shannon as the Riddler, your welcome. In return I'll just be happy with a speaking role on the new film. One that would require a weeks work.

Pink Panther 2

2009-06-27T22:29:00.002-05:00

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The Pink Panther series has been something that for years has been remade, remixed, and many times ruined. Son of the Pink Panther anyone? But it seems that today's response to remakes is to say, 'why would they do that?' or 'just leave it be.' I agree when the case is The Karate Kid, which is set to be remade with Will Smith's son. However in the case of the Pink Panther, I disagree. First and foremost is that the first actual Pink Panther was not that good. Besides the brilliant Closeau creation by Peter Sellers it was rather boring. Secondly the original run of Panther movies had six in total, and they varied in style and definitely in quality. By the end it just was a chance to see Sellers dress in different costumes and make funny voices. It was that style that they seemed to be inspired by when doing the Steve Martin Pink Panther movies.

Even if this new Panther movies were done exceptionally well I'm not sure that they would catch on. That particular style of comedy is not really on the radar at the moment. Physical humor, and one with almost sketch like characters have taken a back seat in the present Apatow reality based comedies. However we can't really argue this point because these new Panther movies are not that good. They seem to be a bit more worried that they are kid friendly, and will do well in foreign markets. (see big international star names)

This movie does suffer from a ridiculously boring, and easily figured out script. Also it is jam packed with 'stars'. I would really enjoy just seeing Steve Martin and John Cleese go at it. Those two were the two most consistently funny characters in the movie. The business with the assistant is boring, but Jean Reno is a well placed character. I would watch this is you are a fan of the old ones, and a Steve Martin fan. It would really be nice to see them shake the gloss, and the overly pg rating to make a good detective movie with Martin's Closeau at the center. Or even them to go comedic like in the REVENGE OF THE PINK PANTHER where Dreyfuss, in this played by Cleese, gets out of the pysch ward and tries to kill Closeau.

In the end are these remakes needed? No. But it would be hard to find any comedian who doesn't want to do this character or something like it because it is such a joy. I usually get caught up in it for a day or so afterwards. And it would be hard to find any viewer who wouldn't want to watch. So I guess the question should be, 'If we could make some good Panther movies should we do it? The answer to that is yes. So there you have it MGM studios, go make a good one. And for the record I think 'A Shot in the Dark' is the best Panther movie of them all.

Year One.

2009-06-20T21:56:00.002-05:00

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Went to my pre-noon show this morning and checked out YEAR ONE, the new Harold Ramis movie. I say it's the new Harold Ramis movie because that seemed to be the lock behind this film being a solid one. That however, did not work out.

There were parts of this movie that were funny, parts. It also had some great cameos from Hank Azaria, Oliver Platt, and David Cross. And big ups for David Pasquesi for being able to make his appearance in two scenes memorable and coming up with something to do. I can't say the same for Jack Black. He's just Jack Black, bombastic energy combined with being loud, and an abundance of facial expressions. I'm starting to think he may not be suited to be the lead in many of these movies because after a while he just seems to get a bit annoying. Michael Cera plays Michael Cera in this as he has in everything else he has been in. Not to say that it wasn't funny, but not enough to keep interest for 90 mins. Two movies of the past come to mind when thinking of this movie, Mel Brooks' History of the World and Python's Holy Grail. Holy Grail did two things great, first off it was a great satire of the times and religion, and the other was it was just hilarious on top of it all. History of the World was much like Year One. Just a bunch of bits strung together almost like sketches with no overall story to speak of. Many movies have gotten away with such things, but they were also much funnier than this. Year One seemed to rely on dick jokes much more. I have nothing against dick jokes, but they are much better as extra jokes than the sole joke in a scene.

So I can't recommend seeing this in the theatres, and can only give a maybe to renting it. Go see the HANGOVER instead, and make sure you rent I LOVE YOU MAN first.

The Taking of Pelham 123

2009-06-13T17:57:00.002-05:00

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I was really ready for this movie to be not so good, and was actually supposed to be seeing something else instead (Away We Go). I wanted it to be bad so I could say, "I saw the Taking of Pelham 123 this afternoon and they should of called it, The Taking of $18.50." But THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123 was very well done, and entertaining, something not done so much these days.

I was skeptical because there was no buzz on this movie good or bad, John Travolta often picks odd movies, and Tony Scott the director is less than reliable with his 'Tony Scott style.' Knocking those worries out of the way was a reliable Denzel Washington, good script by Brian Heglegand (LA Confidential, Mystic River), and a solid, brisk, and tense hostage movie. John Travolta does a nice job making his character real, and still having fun being the baddie like he did in Face/Off. Many movies often also suffer when the main two characters are basically doing scenes not in the same place, think BODY OF LIES, however this only builds when these two men are talking to each other and rises until they actually meet. Also benefiting Pelham is the psychology of all of the characters from the Mayor of NYC, to Washington and Travolta's characters. It makes it so much better for a high speed, hijack, hostage movie to have more meat behind it like this does. The tension works and so does the backstory for the characters. A theme of taking, and greed floats around in this movie, and works the best in the end where Washington's character on the road to personal redemption says no to a simple ride in the mayors car as a sign to no longer take.

I have a hard time saying too much bad about this movie. Tony Scott's hyper style in transitions removes a bit from the reality of this story. However the action, and the progression of the story never goes over the top. Same for the acting, especially Washington who has this amazing ability to play it so honest while selecting perfect moments to have major character revelations in his choices.

It's hard not to suffer from post movie high. Yes, it's a thing. That high you get after you walk out seeing a new big movie on the big screen which clouds your judgement of what you just saw because you are bedazzled by the spectacle. I think I may have suffered it oh so slightly after seeing Terminator Salvation. But in the case of PELHAM 123 I'm trying really hard to make sure it's not a high when I say this is the fourth movie of the summer season you should see. (STAR TREK, UP, THE HANGOVER, and TAKING OF PELHAM 123)

The International

2009-06-13T00:54:00.002-05:00

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I watched the recently released on dvd, THE INTERNATIONAL. I'm still not sure how to start these. Should I start with the good? Or maybe the bad? Should it depend on the movie, and how good it is?

Well that didn't help at all. Maybe I should just say what I thought right of the bat. That sounds alright. This movie has a murky plot and antagonist making the interesting idea bland and confusing at best. Naomi Watts is absolutely unneeded, and a bore to watch. However, this C movie may be worth watching just for the 10 minute or so Guggenheim shoot em up scene. This relatively new director does a good job with tense moments, action, and beautiful scenery. Clive Owen also does a serviceable job as he does in most of his films. Again, why is Naomi Watts even in this?

I'm a big supporter of these tense thriller, conspiracy movies. Or 'adult' movies that Hollywood likes to call them. Michael Clayton (one of my all time favs), and State of Play are recent examples. They don't make enough of them in my opinion, they are too busy with shitty horror movies as well as cheer leading comedies. Not helping is the fact that many of these movies are not doing well at the box office, but their meager budgets can easily be overcome via dvd. The International doesn't benefit for either. I would say skip it, but the Guggenheim scene is quite good. All in all this two hour movie feels like 3 hours.

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The Reader.

2009-06-07T17:46:00.003-05:00

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I finally saw the Oscar nominated and winning film, THE READER. Kate Winslet won for best supporting actress this past February for her portrayal of Hannah the illiterate Nazi. Sounds like a sitcom character, the illiterate Nazi. I guess Winslet deserved to win? She is a great actress and I guess if you put her in a awards type movie, time period, nazi WW2, and aging throughout she is bound to get a nom. This coming just after she made fun of this exact type of role in Ricky Gervais' EXTRAS series. (which if you haven't, you must check out.)

The movie starts out with the two main characters Hannah, and Michael missing a lot of clothes and getting it on, and then moves about the later half of the 20th century following Ralph Fiennes' Michael character while he deals with seeing Hannah tried to life in prison, knowing how she could have been partly absolved, and then sending her tapes of books he used to read during their affair. They eventually meet at the end of her sentence as his character has decided to help her adjust to life outside of prison.

None of this movie was jarring and took you from the story, so in that aspect it was fine. The only thing somewhat unbelievable was Hannah saying she couldn't read or write which would have gotten her 4 years in prison versus life. But one of the resonating themes of this movie was how we tend to keep things inside. Hannah did so, as did Michael. Much of the movie didn't really fit together. It really didn't let the character of Hannah go into what she did. Which would seem to be a somewhat powerful thing. Again she kept it inside of her. I think not being clear to what it was saying made this somewhat emotionally detaching when watching it. The ending seemed to say, as Michael opened up to his daughter about his life, to open up to those close to you. Which comes up rather suddenly in the end and not really a clear theme throughout. Overall it just seems mixed up, and I'm not sure what to take from this movie. It seems to just tell this amazing story and also try to say something, but I can't see what exactly.

The success of this movie in the Oscar season I think seems to be the typical subject matter that the Oscars eat up, and some good PR from the Miramax company. This is not a bad movie, but unless you really like to see the Oscar nominated pictures I would skip it. Your not missing too much, and Winslet has had better roles in the past, and will again in the future. Not the first time a actor or actress has won a Oscar when the committee realized they should have given to the person in the past.

The Hangover

2009-06-07T13:53:00.002-05:00

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The HANGOVER from director Todd Phillips (ROAD TRIP,OLD SCHOOL) has a huge buzz following it. Is it worthy of the buzz, and what looks to be a huge opening weekend? Yes, and no, but mostly yes.

The Hangover has plenty of laughs throughout and benefits from its Tarintino esque the beginning is the end set-up. Four guys find themselves piecing together a night of madness piece by piece to find their lost buddy Doug. Much of the laughs hover around such things as a found baby, tiger, and Mike Tyson. Ed Helms does a find job, but it's hard to not feel that much of this movie was stolen by Zach Galifinakis. Who for the last ten years has been a much under appreciated stand up comic. Check out you tube, or his dvd live from the Purple Onion. I assure you it will not disappoint. Galifinakis was cast in the token dumb man role, but he took it from the Jack Black type character that it was on paper and made him something much more. Much of his lines seemed ad libbed, and much of the dumb behavior is played so serious and straight which makes it heightened from the over the top direction most would take it.

This movie will make you laugh enough to forget the many issues with the story and character. The only character with any true arc is the Ed Helms character, and as enjoyable as that was to see you wonder why they didn't do it with the other characters. Especially Bradley Cooper's who has to throw in quickly that he is a teacher, married, and has a kid. That info having nothing to do with anything really besides that they felt they needed it in there. That's really all I can say poorly about The Hangover. Some many not like the crude humor, but I was surprised to see a older crowd at the show that I saw.

This is the first go see comedy of the year. It's not a masterpiece, but it is great to see a undeniable funny movie bring a lot of people out to laugh. Hopefully Zach Galifinakis gets some roles now that suit him well, and he can become someone we see quite often. Go see it.

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UP on Pixar

2009-05-31T16:52:00.003-05:00

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Pixar has released 10 movies in it's existence. They are, TOY STORY 1/2, CARS, RATAOUILLE, WALL-E, THE INCREDIBLES, FINDING NEMO, MONSTERS INC, A BUG'S LIFE, AND UP. And they are all amazing. The only one I haven't seen was Monsters Inc, and the only one I didn't enjoy was Cars. That level of success in business, and with the viewers is absolutely unmatched. They may be the best collection of talent out there. Whatever they are doing, I hope they keep doing it.

So that tidbit of info was brought up by me just seeing the moving, funny, and visually fantastic UP. Starting from the top they had a montage with no words that is the best I have seen in a long time. It was sweet, wonderfully set to music, and from the get go had everyone accepting of the main character no matter how crabby he was about to become. The great story of the man and the scout was balanced with great humor from 'Dug' the dog, and the great adventure that they undertook. The voice casting was also superb, and may have been helped that avoided getting 'names' that often distract from these movies. None of UP was particularily meant for kids, nor were any of the jokes something that only adults would 'get.' Rather they just made a great movie that was computer animated.

I'm sure you have heard the reviews. I'm sure you've seen how good the trailers, and ads look. And I'm telling you it's a must see. Tops the list of the summer so far, with Star Trek being the second of the two must sees so far.

Paging Woody Allen, and German Accents...

2009-05-30T20:03:00.002-05:00

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Why do aging artists who consistently come out with more and more material each get credited with coming out with their latest masterpiece. Bob Dylan comes to mind, so does Bruce Springsteen recently, and don't get me wrong that both had fine work that has come out. But nothing compared to some of the masterworks they had in the past. Another artist like this is Woody Allen. His last few films have all shared this publicized hype when they came out, and all of them I didn't care for. Sure they may be well made films, that may not be denied, but they are just not very good. Not very interesting, not entertaining enough.

The latest would be VICKY CRISTINIA BARCELONA, filled with hype of return to form, one for his cannon, and great performances. And viewed by me as rather boring. I don't know what else to say, the story was a bit understated, the performances were acceptable, the scenery was great, but it was just boring. The one thing I must say is that I don't see how Penelope Cruz got a Oscar for this movie. If anything her performance in Elegy should have gotten more attention.

I guess for the time being we should just all go watch ANNIE HALL, or MAHNHATTAN again.

I also just today watched VALKYRIE. Why no German accents? I would really be interested in that choice. It didn't lose me, but I think having the accents would have made it more real for some reason. This is a amazing true story, and a rather large one to tell. The movie did not totally succeed in telling the story of the Germans during Hitler's reign who wanted him out. It was more a story about the action and happenings of one particular instance, of 15, that they tried to assasinate Hiter. They went into the life of Cruise's character a bit, but seemed to only go half way. I'm not sure why they only chose his character to do this with. It may have been more effective to see this insurgence from the German people all the way up to the high ranking officials.

The cinemaphotography in this was amazing. But overall the grand scope of the history was a bit lost. This is another movie where I think everyone knows how it ends, and in movies like that it's essential that the journey is captivating and brings you right to the ending with understanding what it took to get there. Valkyrie didn't quite do that. German accents probably wouldn't have helped, and neither would casting another lead actor. Both of which would have been welcomed by me however.

Put it on the bottom of your rental list.

Marley and Me.

2009-05-30T19:47:00.002-05:00

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I grew up with two golden retrievers named Odie, and Bart. And when I say 'grew up', I mean grew up. We got Odie when I was about 7, and Bart was his son who was with us until I was 26. They were my brothers. So with that close personal history I knew I wouldn't be able to see this movie at the theatres without coming out of it looking like I was attacked by a bushel of onions. I think we all knew before seeing the movie how it ends.

All that being said I just watched MARLEY and ME on dvd. I had a gist of the story, but did not read the book. Amazingly this movie had little to do with Marley, and mostly the Me, until the later third of the movie. And obviously that part being the most effective. And really the only way this movie is effective, which is emotional placing yourself there. Easiest if you are a dog lover. Most of the movie is the couple having bland, normal couple experiences of jobs, bosses, and moves. After a while the cuteness of the dog getting in trouble was just shame in how awful the owners are at training this dog in any matter what so ever. The first real thing that happened was the post doctors visit to the baby doctor. It goes on and on with Anniston's and Wilson's limited chemistry, and I really don't know why they went with Wilson on this. Has he ever owned a dog, can he deliver different emotions as an actor if he's reading the phonebook, burning in a fire, or putting his dog down? The aging of the dog was the hardest part, because I saw that with my dogs. I was there with the movie, I was thinking of being there when we put our dog Odie down and how a rush of feelings, emotions, and memories that was. I was almost insulted at the acting Owen Wilson emoted in that scene where he speaks to his 'brother' and 'companion.' I guess it's not his fault. I guess he should stick to comedy. I guess it's up to someone else to write a movie about what's it like to share parts of your life with a dog.

If you like the typical Hollywood mainstream movies check it out on dvd, otherwise skip it.

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Terminator Salvation

2009-05-24T19:52:00.003-05:00

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First I was gung ho to see this, then the reviews got me down, and finally going to see it I was nuetrally interested. If that is possible. Here it is, I'm not a Terminator uber fan. I've seen them all, but don't own any of the films and not seen them more than once all the way through.

Let me start out by saying some of the things I didn't like. I thought the Arnold 'cameo' was very uneeded and probabaly the one time I was taken out of the movie. Second thing was the woman who was rescued by Marcus Wright and then all of a sudden in love with him. She cried when he died and only knew him for about 15 minutes. No one else was crying still knowing what he was doing, so she was overdoing a bit and it made me laugh a little bit. Both of those are very minor and so is the minor story and theme things they could have had done more with. I'm guessing this easily could have been 2hr and 30 mins movie if they had more of backstory in it. They certainly could have had a bit more with Marcus Wright in the beginning, but still what they had worked fine. So no real complaints there.

All and all I really enjoyed this movie, it had a great look, idea that draws you in, and fantastic summer action. I'm guessing this is why Rotten Tomatoes currently has it's rating of 37%, the summer action movie haters. I can see where they are coming from, but what baffles me is that Wolverine is hovering at about the same rating. I would enjoy watching Terminator again, but I have zero desire to have my eyes focused on Wolverine again. The intensity of this movieswas almost hyper tensive, the pace kept moving, and you were constantly aware of what was at stake for everybody involved. This is also the first thing I've seen with Sam Worthington in it, and he was great considering really this movie is about him. They very much have a trilogy focus for this and I think the war with SkyNet is a fantastic way to frame the movies around. Also Christian Bale is im pretty sure signed for three pics, and Connors lady (Bryce Dallas Howard) is pregnant in the movie. I want to fight the machines.

This ranks in behind Star Treak. In terms of action I think it's close, but Star Trek is a better film. As the word of the movie being shaky spread so did the hatred of the director McG. McG perhaps has won himself a second chance, funny it being what the movie itself was about. In my opinion you should go see this. With next weeks slim openings it's a perfect time to catch up on this summers so far worthy movies, Star Trek and Terminator Salvation. No need to see Wolverine at all, and wait for Angels and Demons on dvd.

I will be going to see UP this weekend though since I'm caught up on my summer homework.

Party Down with Angels and Demons

2009-05-16T18:16:00.003-05:00

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Watched the Starz networks first sitcom called PARTY DOWN. Chances are you don't have the network, neither do I, but I was able to check it out on Netflix view now. And a giant thank you to Netflix for finally having mac support on the view now function. Another one camera show w/o a laugh track and in this case involves a catering crew. Stars include Ken Marino, Adam Scott, and Jane Lynch among others. Really good pilot actually and was co-written by Paul Rudd, just really gives you enough of each of the really great cast of characters. They also used the ability to have some pay cable content. Check it out if you have Netflix or may also be available on demand. I enjoyed the first so much I'm going to go back and check out the second ep in a bit.

I read The Da Vinci Code. It was entertaining. It's not a great book. I enjoy conspiracy theories, and the page turning book allowed me to try and put it all together while seeing what Professor Langdon was up to. The movie was a turd. Talk,talk,talk, slow,slow,slow and really didn't bring much to the big screen. For the Record I didn't really care Tom Hanks had a mullet.

Going to see ANGELS AND DEMONS I knew little about the book besides it dealt with the Catholic church. I can dig that, a conspiracy theory about one of the biggest,oldest,and dirtiest corporations ever. Oh, wait now they did have some controversy about with the Church about Da Vinci. Will that effect this movie and how heavily it deals with the church? Answer is yes, i think, like i said I didn't read the book. The movies pace was a bit faster, it still had quite a bit of talking exposition mumbo jumbo and really didnt involve the audience with the clues. The Da Vinci code did this, they showed you the pieces that Langdon put together and allowed you to play along. I think everyone looked up the Last Supper painting online after reading the chapter in The Da Vinci code. The subject matter of science v church is barely touched upon, except for the purpose of the confusing anti-matter story. I'm guessing the book had something to do with technology subject mixed in there somewhere. Also going against this book was the lack of Illuminati. How facinating is that underground group? Besides name dropping it's not in this too much. It's dropped so much that the bad guy in this or bad guys are not effecting in this story. Motivation is not driven as much and not as good even as the albino from the other over pubbed movie. It think ANGELS AND DEMONS is also supposed to be a thriller, but it's not very thriller. I'm not saying this movie is worse than the Da Vinci Code, but it's not much better. Dan Brown the author of these books is writing another Langdon book and heres to the hopes that he works more with the underground societies and if he goes after the institutions to not hold back or just take it in another direction. To be honest I wouldn't mind Langdon working on something at home here in the states. We could all pretend that National Treasure hasn't done that, and it would be easy to forget if someone were to do a good job. Heck even Indiana Jones failed the last time. Also notice Chicago's Dave Pasquesi in the movie as one of the main Vatican police.

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Tom Hanks Fav 5

2009-05-12T08:43:00.004-05:00

With the release of this weeks ANGELS AND DEMONS I take a moment to try and narrow down my favorite Tom Hanks movies. This is not a list of purely his best movies or performances, but a conglomorate of a bunch of criteria just makes these my favs...

5.SAVING PRIVATE RYAN-difficult to put this one at five.may be the greatest wwII movie ever,and hits in at 5 because it's very much an ensemble led by Hanks.

4.FORREST GUMP-I don't love love this movie,but it's impossible to deny how brilliant Hanks was in this long somewhat overly sugary movie.

3.ROAD TO PERDITION-A different role for Hanks in a great movie which also features Paul Newman. Good example of this just being one of my favs.

2.CAST AWAY-describe this movie to anyone before it came out and it sounds like a bore. a near three hour movie, and most of which is a guy alone on a island. but every time this movie is on tv i watch it. fascinating to watch Hanks transform himself, and see him alone on the island. How many actors could perform by themselves, ending up with Wilson as their best friend and make it sad, funny, and amazingly acted.

1.BIG-his big big break. hilarious and showed he could do comedy with a bit of drama intertwined, and now has brought on many imitators (13 going on 30,17 again)

So that's the 5, and I'm leaving out movies such as A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, PHILADELPHIA, APOLLO 13, GREEN MILE, and CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. Also don't forget the movies that when they are on cable you watch them for at least a half hour no matter how many times you've seen them, TURNER AND HOOCH, the BURBS, MONEY PIT, and SPLASH.

Wait I just change mind! Big is #2 and Cast Away is #1!

Wendy and Lucy, Kirk and Spock.

2009-05-09T19:14:00.003-05:00

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I watched WENDY AND LUCY which is independent movie staring Michelle Williams as a young woman who along with her dog live from her car on their way to a better life in Alaska. I also could say I watched nothing at all. This is some sort of glorified student film. One hour twenty minutes dragged from about 20 minutes of content. I understand the slow draw of a small town and the grinding struggle of this woman, but absolutely nothing happened with the story, character, or whatever idea it may have been trying to have. All it needed to have was the set up of the situation and then the final scene with the dog which was about the only time any emotion was translated. Don't bother with this movie. Unless you want to be frustrated.

Just checked out STAR TREK this afternoon and let me say that I have never gone to the cinema to see a Star Trek movie. I'm sure I am not the only one as the plan was to get the Trekkers and more importantly younger crowd along with woman who were never fans before to see this movie. Packed with action, and a great tone along with a great pitch perfect cast. And for fans who have a inkling to be peeved by this revamp, I say you should really be thankfull because in reality it has pumped life into what was basically a dead franchise.

The movie was able to be serious, funny, and a bit moody all in one. There was not one moment or aspect of this movie that took you away from it. The only thing I really didn't find all that satisfying was the villian. He was just there, but I'm guessing the focus was with the fleet of the new starship Enterprise. I look forward to more of a Khan like baddie in the next chapter. Defo worth checking out for a fun summer ride, but for the record I'll take Star Wars over Trek any day.

Top 5 Most Historic and Influential Sitcoms

2009-05-07T12:13:00.003-05:00

Sitcoms on the brain, trying to figure out my favorites, the best,etc, etc. Had to break them down into divisions. This is the first.

SEINFELD-This show brought a new genre,style, and generation of comedy.

ROSEANNE-real people after the 80's sitcom of perfect familys. Controversial and also hilarious. Did fall off majorly in last season or so.

COSBY SHOW-I don't find this show hilarious, but the best sitcom for the whole family, and the first about a african american family.

MASH-A sitcom about war. Dark humor that I'm not sure would work on todays tv, and the finale is still the highest rated program in history.

ALL IN THE FAMILY-Archie Bunker would not be on television today. There is no way he would say the things he said. By far the most sociological sitcom, and also hilarious.

My Admiration

2009-05-07T07:34:00.003-05:00

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I watched the series finale (?) of SCRUBS last night and it made me feel good. Yes the highly descriptive word of 'good'. It filled me with goodness, and made me want to disperse this kind of good into the world. Scrubs started 8 years ago as one of the first one camera shows with no laugh track (trend has become now fixture with Earl,30 Rock,Office,etc), fantasy sequences, and often physical humor. 8 years for any show is an amazing run, and more amazing for Scrubs because it never got huge ratings,and has been continuously moved around in the schedule and even network.

Much of the credit should go to creator Bill Lawrence for coming up with all the pieces and then finding those pieces from the cast, writers, and even directors who must have the ability to work with the style. This show was Zach Braff's breakout, it gave us John C. McGinely in a new light, and Neil Flynn a pitch perfect janitor who is allowed to improvise on set. And many writers who help make the show what it is, and gave them the ability to create and write many of their own shows.

Like any show that runs this long there is a year or so where 'it's not the same', and Scrubs had that it's weird period, but the devoted fans still always found what night its on, downloaded it on itunes,or just bought all the dvds. I guess what it did was what every show tries to do. Made us expierience and relate to someones journey, laugh, and in a way Scrubs did so greatly; learn. Seinfeld proclaimed no hugging, no learning, and many jokes are made about sitcoms lessons learned/problems solved in 22 mins. Scrubs did a great thing and explored themes, they did it in a light manner and with a perfect backdrop of life working in a hospital. Idon't think any show has gone from fantasy sequence to the dramatic moments Scrubs brought. It was never preachy and many times making you reflect while bringing you to boughts of laughter. It was the same with the finale of change and saying goodbye and it all was brought to a fitting end of JD leaving Sacred Heart saying goodbye to a janitor who brought him there. That janitor being played by Bill Lawrence.

Some word now floats around that Scrubs may be coming back for another year, but not with the original cast. Sarah Chalke is used heavily in HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, John C, and Neil Flynn have pilots coming out this fall, and Zach Braff is just ready to move on. When Bill Lawrence created the show he wanted it to be like ER in the aspect that characters could come in and out and the show could run seemlessly still focusing on a couple of characters. The thought that pops into many fans mind is that it will tarnish what Scrubs was and the great finale won't be a finale. True I guess, but Bill Lawrence remarked about the ability to still tell more stories, and most importantly give over a hundred people jobs in this economy and in this lack of sitcom world. Why not? The new interns, Kelso is back, why not? The potential of more Scrubs comedy, and the reasoning for it just makes me feel, well, good I guess.

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This Friday 5/8 PH's Phrenzy @Stage Left Theatre

1230am $10

Summer Movie Anticipation.

2009-05-04T18:47:00.002-05:00

The summer movie season has officially opened, and it's gotten me a little worried. I can look past Wolverine easily and realize that there is over 3 months of summer movies to come. But when I think of it I can say with certainty it will not be like last summer of DARK KNIGHT and IRON MAN. Sure they was a lot of stinkers last summer, but these two movies were instantly great movies. Will we have even two comparable movies this year?

SECTION 1:IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME.

This summer there seems to be a lot of movies (sequels/remakes) to which I have no ties to with the past. STAR TREK (maybe have seen 2 of the others), ANGELS AND DEMONS (will we get burned again like with the Da Vinci turd), TERMINATOR SALVATION (ive seen them all,but they dont give me a movie boner), LAND OF THE LOST (i like me some ferrell,but an old 70's tv show?), TRANSFORMERS (didnt have many or any of these as a kid and thought the first movie was dumb action fun), and GI JOE (i loved gi joe as a kid,but im fairly certain director Stephen Sommers of Mummy 2 and Van Helsing will screw this up)

All that being said about all of these movies, I'm still going to see them all in the theatres.

SECTION 2: THE OTHERS.

This stuff I'm excited for because it's a bit more up my alley and may be some really good stuff. Still nothing that I'll be counting down for like I did for Iron and Bat man.

THE HANGOVER (trailer looks great, by Todd Phillps who gave us OLD SCHOOL), YEAR ONE (great pedigree and Harold Ramis directing and story by), THE HURT LOCKER (limited release summer movie with great buzz,and tops trailer.stars Jeremy Renner), PUBLIC ENEMIES (may look forward to this the most,dynamite actors,story,and time period), FUNNY PEOPLE (im guessing there is something else besides the twist they give away in trailer,Judd Apatow is good, but may be running out of getting away with these movies. comedy winds are shifting) and INGLORIOUS BASTERDS (not a big tarintino fan but this movie seems to find the violence and revenge excusable.)

So there it is. I'm still not that excited.

I Watched a Movie Co-Written by Donnie Wahlberg.

2009-05-04T18:26:00.002-05:00

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Yes it's true. I watched a movie by Donnie Wahlberg, it's base off one of the NKOTB songs called Hangin' Tough. And trust me when I say those kids are rough! Well I did watch a movie written by NKOTB's former bad boy and it's called WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU. It's a story of two brothers who do the dirty work and collecting in a tough Boston neighborhood. The movie never got much of a theatrical release even with the cast of Ethan Hawke, Mark Ruffalo, and Amanda Peet. It's a small time crooks, gritty Boston scene based on what they say is a true story. Except unlike other movies that try to move you with the 'true story' aspect this doesn't. It doesn't lend to the movie at all. They end where the title comes up with the updates of the characters almost take away from what you would project happened to these people. And honestly at that point I had forgotten it was a true story. Regardless of this it's still a decent watch especially Mark Ruffalo whom I'm a fan of. Amanda Peet is the only character with a Boston accent (southie i believe) and its turned to 11. ( i think pop culture has ruined that phrase officially) Ethan Hawke is Ethan Hawke, over doing it at some points and really has no arc or point besides to point/counterpoint his brother Ruffalo. It's also a bit odd that Hawke does a small time crook movie after just doing a far superior one called BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOUR DEAD. That movie shook up the narrative, injected the story with tense drama and conflict which was presented by a masterful Sidney Lumet. So no rush to rent this movie, but if you do enjoy Mark Ruffalo or the small time crook/mob flics give it a try. Just make sure you watch Before The Devil Knows Your Dead as well.

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Wednesday Night @ Gift Theatre 8PM

NATURAL GAS

50 minutes of improv for 5.

BREAKING NEWS:

Ruby's Rules the pilot I co-wrote and acted in has been accepted into the Chicago Pilot Festival. The screening for it will be in late July and is being judged by people in Hollywood. I'm sure you know how tan and cool they are. I might get to meet one.

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

2009-05-02T16:16:00.003-05:00

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Going in I was expecting a fun,entertaining start to the summer movie season. I figured this would fit in somewhere around the INCREDIBLE HULK type of comic book movie success. (spectrum would be DARK KNIGHT,IRON MAN,X2,SPIDEY 2, then Hulk) Which is in the higher percentile than the dozens of comic movies I'm not mentioning. My biggest concern was the movie packing a bunch of other characters rather messily making a muddled movie of the X-Men's best character.

Good news is they did well just shuffling around the cameos and not making them a total distraction. Yet they still were a bit of a distraction. What is Will.I.Am doing in this I have no idea, and the slightly mixed up use and mythology of Deadpool. They may have had more success just concentrating on Logan and just touching on the rest like Iron Man did with the Avengers inclusion which came in the credits. It's Logan inner struggle and decsions that make him complex and interesting and how he deals with them outwardly much like the Dark Knight had. Instead this seems to veer directions a bit holding on really close to the fighting brothers that only repeats itself in the high action conclusion not making it really interesting. Neither does a bunch of characters that your not sure of their weaknesses. It's not really fun watching a bunch of what seems like invincible people fight.

Rather than really give Wolverine the movie he deserves they seemed to hurt themselves by setting up all these other movies and stories they want to pursue. Styker was great, but still did we get to know enough about him? It was the manipulation by him that was key and his motivation and backstory that made it clear. They bluring of what makes someone good and evil is something that should have been utilized more. Overall this was a good start to the summer blockbuster season. I would really say catch this on dvd, but since its the opener of the season the excitement may lead you to the theatre. It's about twice as good as THE FANTASTIC FOUR, so it's got that going for it.

Finding Interest in Lost, Southland going south, JCVD Redeemed.

2009-05-02T15:57:00.004-05:00

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Another year nearly ending with LOST and of course the action ramps up, they don't dilly dally with the stories and it gets super interesting. Interest is at high peak with this last episode. Answers are given and the stakes are raises. Count me all in.

SOUTHLAND is dipping on my dvr list. This last episode left four characters totally out of the three story lines they had going. The realism they are going for seems to lose a bit of the pace of these storys. Yes they swear, yes they take out their weapons, yes they struggle with the politics, and yes they show them ordering food and other banal things. It was a compelling story with the detective and his 'relationship' issue with his sister, but I was finding the rook and vet cop dynamic the most interesting, and they were no wear to be seen. And so far they seems to be no plan for the season. No thru line for all the episodes, just learning about the characters. Which give you a chance to see a large ensemble but also leaves you a bit out in the cold when yours are not in a episode at all. Question is, does this show know what it's trying to be, or who it's trying to be about?

JCVD. Wow. I heard goods things about this movie from it's theatrical run, and so had decent expectations for it. I'm not a Jean Claudde fan per se, i haven't seen a new movie of his since im sure sometime in the mid 90's. Sure I enjoy the cable broadcast treats of LIONHEART, HARD TARGET, or BLOODSPORT, but they are pure on the whim treats and campy fun. Much has been said and reported of Jean Claudde in the last ten years from failed marriages to bad straight to dvd movies. He lets them all hang out here in JCVD as he plays himself as he gets mixed up in a robbery. It strips him of the 'character' he has been playing and exposes many real emotions that are highly relatable and effecting. Specifically his monolouge where he speaks to the camera contextually okayed as thoughts in his head. I was overly impressed by this movie. By its originality, look, and performances especially JCVD's. Check out this dvd now. It's far beyond a Jean Claude stereotypical movie and stands as a purely solid movie.

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WEDNESDAY MAY 6TH

THE GIFT THEATRE

MILWAUKEE AND LAWRENCE IN JEFFERSON PARK

8PM

EASY TO FIND PARKING

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO NEW SASQUATCH SHORT

'BABY MIRACLE'

ON THE WAY IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS!

A Guilty Admission of a Guilty Pleasure.

2009-04-30T08:06:00.003-05:00

People often ask of someone what their favorite movie is as to possibly get an idea of what kind of person they are. Which makes total sense, and I would bet many of the close friends you have will like the same movies. I really enjoy seeing movie collections that someone owns because I think that digs a bit deeper into what they are really like. You can see what is below the surface of 'the Godfather is my favorite movie' and see what they wouldn' tell you.

I was thinking of this and I thought of a movie I do not currently own, but at the time it came out I went and saw 3 times at the theatre. And I must say as of today I would welcome watching it again. So this movie and my guilty admission of a guilty pleasure is... SPACE JAM.

A Shout Out for...Harold Ramis.

2009-04-30T07:45:00.002-05:00

Not many times will someone have such a giant, gargantuan, immense influence on something and still not get the credit that he deserves. Such is the case of Harold Ramis who in the last 35 or so years has been consistently a huge factor in the best comedy made period. I could spout my admiration for him on and on, and how I would dream to have a marginal portion of his creative output, but I think just listing what he has done may offer the proof in the pudding. I can't believe I just used a pudding thing, oh well.

I guess I will start with his writing credits since that is where any project would start. First of his training in improv/acting/sketch with Chicago's Second City. Huge. Worked with Murray,Belushi, Ackroyd,etc etc. Went onto be head writer for SCTV which is often overlooked. After that he broke in to movies and wrote ANIMAL HOUSE,MEATBALLS,CADDYSHACK,STRIPES,BACK 2 SCHOOL,GHOSTBUSTERS,GROUNDHOG DAY,and ANALYZE THIS.

He also has directed CADDYSHACK,ANALYZE THIS,BEDAZZLED,ICE HARVEST,GROUNDHOG DAY,NATIONAL LAMPOONS VACATION,and the upcoming YEAR ONE.

As I mentioned with Second City and SCTV he also has acted quite a bit since then. The most obvious is GHOSTBUSTERS, but his influence on comedians/directors have led him to parts in WALK HARD,KNOCKED UP,ORANGE COUNTY,HIGH FIDELITY,AS GOOD AS IT GETS,and also a major role in STRIPES.

Much is made of the Apatow movies that have been coming out over the last few years and how much of a impact they have had on comedy. In many ways they follow the same paths, creatively leading the way, working with many of the same actors, and producing many works that branch out from those people he works with. Apatow movies I think will soon wain a bit because they are almost too much of the same. He makes a good story with comedy, but often the 'heart' that he puts into them also take away from the comedy. Ramis has bounced around in styles, genres creating a standard that will be hard for anyone to reach. Creating the 80's comedy genre Slobs vs. Snobs, making possibly the best romantic comedy in GROUNDHOG DAY, family comedy in VACATION(which was the only one he dir. and was by far the best of the bunch), and even darker fare like THE ICE HARVEST. Thus a shout out goes out for Mr. Harold Ramis.

A Bit of Life, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, and Parks and Recreation a Bit Off.

2009-04-18T22:36:00.004-05:00

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Netflix'd the first season of LIFE wanting to catch up on the first season which I only watched the first two episodes of. Just to get more backstory of the conspiracy to set up Cruz. It's amazing how much better the second season is than the first. A bit of casting shake up and digging a bit deeper with the secondary characters makes all the difference.

Also got in the mail, A BIT OF FRY AND LAURIE a 1989 BBC sketch comedy show staring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. Yes the Hugh Laurie from House. I'm guessing most people who watch House don't realize he was a brilliant comedic actor in England before finding success as the ornary doctor. Not many sketch shows really can stand up after years, and not many two person sketch show are even tried on tv. I would venture to guess Mr.Show took quite a bit of notes from this show. Heavily character based, seamless edits, breaking the fourth wall often are all commonly placed pieces in this show. I just got done with season one and look forward to season 2 as well as Jeeves and Wooster, and Blackadder which they were featured in.

This weeks OFFICE, and 30 ROCK were solid as usual, but Parks and Recreation seems to take a step back. Hopefully this show can work through it's growth spurts and get a chance, but I still think its too similar to the Office.

Another heads up to watch ABC's BETTER OFF TED. That's two strong episodes in a row, and hopefully people will watch this smart and funny comedy before it's doomed by what I'm sure is not gargantuan ratings.

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NATURAL GAS this wednesday @ The Gift Theatre 8pm, 5$

PH-Phrenzy! Friday at 1230am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doubting How I Met Your Mother on Saturday Night.

2009-04-13T22:25:00.003-05:00

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How can SNL go from one week being so bad (Seth Rogen ep) to being steadily funny the whole way through. Another weird thing is how a cast member can be in nothing one week and basically in the whole show the next. In this weeks case Jason Sudekeis who was tons specifically a funny scene that lead up to a toe sucking. Sure it's a stunt, but the rest of the scene had good timing and the writing was brisk and sharp. Other good scenes was the commercial 'im your mother', the underage bar,biden open as well as update. Zac Efron even from the opening monolouge was fine as a straight man, but when he tried to go into character land being Kathy Lee Giffords son he didnt do so hot. Maybe it has something to do with the writers having something new to write with, or a host that inspires ideas. Many of these sketches really fit the host age and status.

Also watched DOUBT with Streep,Adams,Hoffman,and the amazing Viola Davis. Many times supporting acting nominations get criticized because the role in the movie was too short (see Dench-Shakespeare in Love). Viola Davis really has one scene but it is overboard fantastic. Watch this movie. You may have to be in a dramatic movie type of mood, and sure it is slow, but it reflects the setting and characters of the story. And one its gets into it, it gets into it. It also handles the story matter in a way that doesn't make it about the Church as such, but sure makes you think about it.

I'm back on the HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER train. It's really only cuz of the Patrick Harris, Segal combo. I think the writers know this is their goodness on the show because they pair them up much of the time. Or because those two don't really handle many of the A storylines. They leave those up to the borish characters who can't expand much on a script comedically.

Also caught the second ep of SURVIVING SUBURBIA with Bob Saget. I also watched the pilot, and it's really not that bad. That being said I did erase it half way through this latest episode. I like Bob Saget, mostly in a way that I don't dislike him, but he has specific tools as a comedic actor. See The Aristocrats as an example. They try to make him a bit grumpy and somewhat unlikeable, but it still doesn't work all the time. It's a bit standard in terms of sitcom, but it's better than According to Jim. The actress who plays the daughter is very good. She's probably seven. Someone should take her and the son from Gary Unmarried and make a show cuz they are both better than most adult sitcom actors. And yes probably better than me. But I am a late bloomer.

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the house improv team NATURAL GAS at the GIFT Theatre this Wednesday @ 8pm. $5. The Gift Theatre is at 4802. N. Milwaukee Ave.!!!!!

Yes Man Rescue Me from Observe and Report.

2009-04-11T16:41:00.004-05:00

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After not going out and supporting Jim Carrey at the theatres (for those of you who don't know I was quite fixated on him for years) I finally watched YES MAN on dvd. I'd heard the comparisons to Liar Liar, but I must say I don't agree all that much. They dealed well with they saying 'yes' to everything aspect, and this really was probably a bit more impactfull than Liar Liar cuz his decisions were a choice rather than some mystic 'spell' that was put on him. Rhys Darby as his boss at the bank was great, as was the chemistry between Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel suprisingly. Jim didn't overact too much(ie Bruce Almighty), and he had many really great laugh out loud moments. Really good comedy for all to see and one that I think would please most. And for those of you who don't know this was very very loosely based on a book of the same name by Danny Wallace.

Finally, finally, finally after the almost forgotten writers strike of last year RESCUE ME is back. And it was great to see Tommy Gavin and the gang back. So many good moments, but the highlight was calling his family 'assholes' and talking about the dog shitting in the pantry. The great thing about this season is that because they were away for so long this season is a huge 22 episodes.

OBSERVE AND REPORT. Yes it's another mall cop movie. Not the first time hollywood has put out two very specific familiar movies. Member The Truman Show/Ed, Deep Impact/Armageddon, or Capote/Infamous. The word I got from the reviews was this was a dark, inappropiate, and crass movie. Great, count me in. The movie was all those things, but just not all that funny. I would defo wait for this to come out on dvd. This was written and directed by Jody Hill who also did the Foot Fist Way which was a achievement for a bunch of guys from South Carolina with no money, but was also a unfunny movie (and I like Danny Mcbride). At least Observe and Report was a much better jump forward. I don't think he will go 0-3 though as I hear his latest project Eastbound and Down is really good. Yet to see it though. Damn you HBO and your grasp on preventing internet piracy.

Also just watched NBC's SOUTHLAND. This show is filling the time slot now abandoned by ER. I'm not into cop shows all that much, but I've been watching most everything at least once. Unless it's all those borish dramas from CBS. (Mentalist,Without a Trace,etc.) Southland had a strong resemblence to ER in terms of style, look, and story telling. Which made more sense as I saw in the credits it is produced by John Wells who also produced ER. Great script, handfull of really good actors, and I think this show has the makings for a hit. I guess if people watch that is. I highly reccomend checking it out as I have set to permanent record on my dvr.

The Unusual decision to make another Office in a Parks and Recreation office.

2009-04-10T09:48:00.005-05:00

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Watched the pilot of ABC's THE UNUSUALS hoping that it would be a different take on the police drama. It is. One of the cases being solved was about a cat murderer. Which is fun. It's a very large ensemble, and a interesting one with the likes of Adam Goldberg, Amber Tamblyn, and Jeremy Renner. The only thing I'm not sure of is that if they handle unusual cases, or are just unusual themselves. So far the characters are not that unusual, (scared of dying/getting sick,has 6 months to live,father is rich)but neither are they doing much real cop work. By the end though they let you know where the show was going and who amongst the large cast it was concentrating on. And sure the cast is a bit unusual. Keep an ear peeled for the odd and funny dispatch calls, and Jeremy Renner who is interesting to watch. Also kudos to Kai Lennox who plays detective Alvarez with a misplaced ego. Show is worthy of a look see, and for me a watch of ep. two.

The OFFICE has two new episodes last night with them mainly focusing on the Michael Scott Paper Company. The best parts of these episodes has been something new for Jim and Pam to do thank god. Jim is stuck trying to impress the new boss, and Pam is struggling with leaving Dunder Mifflin. For the most part the Jim storyline has been the most fun to watch, as was the Andy/Dwight wooing of the new receptionist. As for the rest it was mixed. Sometimes with the Office in the last year or so they have been getting too involved with the storylines and plot. Which is why i think the best part of the sitcom season is the middle where they can just mess about and not have to worry about cliffhangers and such. Which is the opposite for dramas where they tend to be a bit more boring in the middle and they have you waiting for the ramped up action of the end of season. For example ,LOST.

Also watched Parks and Recreation, the new show from american Office developers, and starring Amy Poehler. The show had a good pedigree coming in and a great cast. The odd part of casting in this is that they cast the actors before they had a show. The creators knew they wanted to do a new show,and were planning a office spin off which morped into really having nothing to do with the Office. So they had locked in the actors before they knew what the show would be about. Which im sure the actors enjoyed cuz they got paid to be on 'hold' for six months and not do any work. I think the puzzling part was that if they decided to not do a Office spin off and keep the mockumentary style why did they still keep it in a office work enviroment. I'm not saying the show was bad, it was funny, but I don't understand why it's soooo similar.

So i watch two average Offices and one alright pilot ep, and then 30 ROCK which showed why the cast and show keeps winning award after award.

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SHOW TONIGHT!!!!!!!

12:30, PH Productions (whatisph.com) at Stage Left Theatre 3408 N. Sheffield. Show is called PHrenzy, and there is also a show at 11pm called Wheel of Phortune. One show $12, both shows $15. I'm playing in the later. What a deal!!

Someone in Scrubs saved my Life so I'm not Better Off Ted.

2009-04-09T08:35:00.005-05:00

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Crammed in some shows last night. Was contemplating taking BETTER OFF TED off the dvr, but it earned more viewings after a great episode called 'Racial Sensitivity.' It's a funny,smart show, but the direction of what's actually happening has sort of not been complete for me. Sometimes it just seems like a different setting for a workplace sitcom, and at times seem to traject more of the main characters journey. Either way the last ep was really funny and so are the company ads they sneak in before the first commercial break.

Also watched LIFE which I've mentioned on her before as a great, under appreciated show on NBC. It was the season two finale and seemed to wrap up a major story line for zen detective Charlie Crews. Which is scary cuz I've have not heard if it has been renewed for a season 3 yet. If you like cop shows check this one out. Season 1 is on dvd, and all of season two is on Hulu.com

You can always tell which episodes of Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence writes. This season they seem to be the best ones. You can tell it's winding down a bit, but it's still one of my favorite shows out there. So many fantastic characters, and such a fresh new show. A show that with time will show how good it is.

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Playing this Friday at 12:30, PH (whatisph.com) at Stage Left Theatre 3408 N. Sheffield. Show is called PHrenzy, and there is also a show at 11pm called Wheel of Phortune. One show $12, both shows $15. What a deal!!

Also if you havent already, check out the trailer for the now completed Sasquatch Shorts sitcom pilot called 'Ruby's Rules.'

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0beeddf578/rubys-rules-trailer

Import and Export Salvation or How I Learned to Love the Tv/Movie Blog Again Part II Resurection aka Rory's First Kiss (working title)

2009-04-09T08:20:00.005-05:00

Well my desire to talk about shows and movies I watch (Import) with everyone is rekindled. And hopefully your desire to read and comment back is too. Imagine some nice candles, sips of wine, and Boyz II Men playing in the background as you read. And yes, I'll be wearing something silk. So...I watch a lot of tv and movies, which is sort of a desired occupational hazard. As in I desire to have a job in that area. And in tv these days good shows need to be watched, and people need to hear about them. Also needing to be watched is shows that I'm in, or videos being done. So I will plug those as well in the Export section. Simple as that I guess. So here goes Import & Export revamp.

It's Over.

2008-10-17T20:00:00.001-05:00

Import/Export will cease to exist due to lack of everything.

Inside Chuck's Worst Week.

2008-10-15T09:37:00.002-05:00

IMPORT-I have Inside the Actors Studio newly set to record any episode when it's on. I used to love that show, that was until it turned ridiculous. It started with Paul Newman,had Gene Hackman, Dustin Hoffman, and on and on. Then one day it had Ben Affleck and had a question about his Blockbuster award. Next it was J-Lo, and Hulk Hogan probably. This recent recorded was Christian Slater. He's been around for a long time, people know him,and people like him. I got about 5 minutes in and deleted it. The show started as a study of craft, and now is a study of crap.

Watched the latest episode of WORST WEEK, and it may have been the weakest so far. I don't get the feeling that this is one week,and there is really not enough going 0n story wise. They only thing that was being held was them telling everyone they're having a baby. The best of this show is the awkward interactions with Sam and his new family. It stems from how hard he wants them to like them. The show loses some people and is starting to lose me with the huge things that go wrong-cars exploding,septic pipe getting punctured, etc. I think there is about 8 episodes left so it will be interesting to see where it goes.

Also watched CHUCK for the first time in a while cuz I was unsure if i was going to keep up. I watched it and remembered why I like it so i'm back on that train. Zach Levi is great,and was actually cast in a prior version of WORST WEEK that did not get picked up. The whole cast of CHUCK is really strong. I think we can lose the sister, the only purpose she has is a sounding board for chucks thoughts and where he is/what he is doing.

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Monday had another meeting for pilot and made some strides in narration by adding some jokes. Still much to be done in that area though.

And last night had a GIFT sketch rehearsal, the show will soon have a name, and worked for 2 hours on a batman sketch idea i had. It's basically a stage version of Dark Domestication. Taking the same premise but going a different route in overall story. Kind of like the comics where they use the same Batman but do different slants. Basically some things are the same, but some are different than the web series idea that may or may not make the light of day.

Life.Life on Mars.Life Life.

2008-10-12T19:07:00.002-05:00

IMPORT-I caught up with HEROES(on it's last legs with me),watched the OFFICE,IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY,GARY UNMARRIED(which im liking except for the girlfriend role),OLD CHRISTINE, and also found new fav with LIFE staring Damien Lewis. Detective show with humourous and awkward slant that also features the always great Donal Lougue. Also watched LIFE ON MARS which now gets my vote for fav new drama over FRINGE. Really fantastic in every way. I was wondering how they were going to work that story, but the set, style, actors, balance of story was all really top notch.

Went and saw RELIGULOUS as well. It was very funny, but I thought it could have been more of a honest documentary about the subject. Watched Paul Newman on actors studio, and also netflixed CHAPTER 27 the mark david chapman movie. It was crap, don't waste your time. Also watched the VISITOR with Richard Jenkins. Had good buzz for the movie and him, but it was a bit subdued for me. Was a nice story, but lacked the emotional impact that it could of had. Sort of makes me feel that we may be shifting a bit from the minimalistic style of acting that entertains us.

EXPORT-Found out Friday that I got a call for a regional cell phone company commercial. Films next week in Indy. Also did some editing on scenes I wrote that are in the rough running order we have for GIFT sketch show.

Bill Murray Fav 5

2008-10-09T14:41:00.002-05:00

With this weekends release of CITY OF EMBER(which i have 0 desire to see) coupled with the news that all are willing to do a Ghostbusters 3 I give you this fav 5.

Only criteria is that they are Bill Murray starring movies. So for example Tootsie is uneligible.

5.RUSHMORE-1st movie that opened up what people thought he could do,and led to his resurgence.

4.STRIPES-belongs in the classic cannon.

3.CADDYSHACK-i don't like golf, but this movie is probably one of the most quoted of all time.

1a.GROUNDHOG DAY-couldnt say this was #2. one of the most fine crafted pieces of 'romantic' comedy. and just comedy in general.

1.GHOSTBUSTERS-if i were taking movies to a desert island this would be one. im guessing i have seen it over 20 times. I love it, and hope they really do a third and do it well.

HONORABLE MENTION

SCROOGED,WHAT ABOUT BOB,KINGPIN, and LOST IN TRANSLATION.

SNL the Beast Who Didn't Met My Mother

2008-10-09T08:13:00.002-05:00

IMPORT-Thank goodness for Sarah Palin and the increasing insanity of John 'that one' Mcain. Without them the election and the satirical tv surrounding them would be much less exciting. SNL had 10 million viewers this past week. Which is good for even prime time now a days, but thanks to the election people are wanting to see what they have to say about things. And with this past week and prior Palin sketches they have not disaponted. Now with 3 snl thursday night shows,and one Monday election day one off I think they can win back some of the comedy viewing public. Is it ridiculous to anyone else that people have been saying snl isn't good anymore since 1980. Most of those people aren't watching it, or don't remember what it was like back then anyway.

I think I have given up on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. I feel like I have to watch, but I don't want to. I have gotten ten minutes through the last two only to erase it. I think the jokes are predictable, and most of the cast are not funny. Just throw out the premise, because who really cares anyway, keep Jason Segal and Neil Patrick Harris and do a new show. Those two are the only reasons why the show still records, but I don't think that's enough anymore. I end up shaking my head at the tv. Why can't CBS have one night a week where they have sitcoms that don't feel exactly the same. That said I do like Worst Week, but they need to find something else to do besides tell them they are getting married and shes pregnant.

EXPORT-Rehearsals have been ramped up to five nights a week now the the GIFT sketch show. Some people can make and some can not, but after tonight we are going to have our running order. Which will be nice to get out of this growing pain stage of sketches and really work on them to get roughness out.

Also trying to get myself in for a audition for THE BEAST the Patrick Swayze show they are filming in Chicago. They have completed 8 episodes and have 4 more to shoot. Two people I know have gone in this past week, and others have asked if I've gone in yet. I haven't.

Russell Crowe Fav 5.

2008-10-07T08:09:00.003-05:00

With the upcoming release of BODY OF LIES staring Crowe and Dicaprio, I've decided yearbookize Mr. Crowe. Looking at his credits I figuring it would be harder to choose the top five. Which at first would seem to be a slap in the face, but then you quickly realize that he has essentially only been a big player for the last 10 years. And in those 10 years he has been very consistent. Hopefully he can hold his patience with Hollywood and keep churning out movies like these.

5.BEAUTIFUL MIND-no oscar winning movie may fade with time like this, but i think what will make people watch this is Crowes performance.

4.THE INSIDER-not a great popcorn flic, but Crowes first showing of emersing himself into a person and losing his own identity.

3.CINDERELLA MAN-movie almost doesnt work b/c of too much Hollywood sheen, but Crowe is this guy Jimmy Bradock. And inspirational as hell.

2.LA CONFIDENTIAL-really may be the best movie of the bunch,and his breakout that made all stand at attention.

1.GLADIATOR-i think i saw this three times in the theatre. not many movies balance art and commerce like this. Crowe is this film. As with all his movies u don't think u are watching Russell Crowe you think you think you are watching Maximus.

Honorable Mention: 3:10 TO YUMA, and AMERICAN GANGSTER.

Raise a pint to Russell Crowe.

A Shout of for...Gene Hackman

2008-10-07T07:49:00.002-05:00

Gene Hackman has said he's retired from acting. Fair enough because he has given us so many great performances, and movies. In my mind I've been thinking of the old guard of actors who have laid out performances for the next generations, and how when they are gone, they're gone. Here's to hoping Gene Hackman comes out of retirement, but if he doesn't at least we have these...

Some great popcorn movies like THE FIRM,RUNAWAY JURY,ENEMY OF THE STATE,GET SHORTY,CRIMSON TIDE,and SUPERMAN 1 & 2.

Just plain great movies like ROYAL TENENBAUMS,BIRDCAGE,UNFORGIVEN,HOOSIERS,REDS,THE CONVERSATION,FRENCH CONNECTION,and BONNIE AND CLYDE.

He has to a certain degree redefined leading acting roles. He really is what they call a character actor. Yet he has been able to carry movies or go head to head with the Denzels, Smiths,and Cruises. Also a inspiration for someone who didn't get his break until he was much older, and always lead with a substance over style way.

Thanks Gene Hackman.

Snl, Bigger Faster Stronger.

2008-10-05T14:54:00.002-05:00

IMPORT-watched SNL this morning with the host Anne Hathaway who seemed like she had been there for more than just the week. She wasn't a guest who they didn't do a lot of special things for to use her. (see michael phelps) Well maybe besides the Mary Poppins sketch, but everything else she was in she was 'in' and did a great job as a performer not just as a host. The show in general was the best overall of the year I think. And just overall using all the things that make it a good show. A trio of Politically charged scenes, odd sketches, relationship sketches, a funny weird digital short, and Weekend Update gearing up for the big season. Every four years their viewership goes up because of the election and hopefully they will keep this going, and with the Thursday night shows I look forward to it being so.

Also watched the doc BIGGER FASTER STRONGER about the steroid and sport culture of America. Presented both sides very well, and used a family and specifically weight lifting brothers as it's petri dish. Highly recommend this to check out because no matter what side u are on it shows you the other side also has valid points as well.

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Memorizing copy for auditions so far. Boost mobile fun, Gilette boring. I'll take em both however.

Jason Segal Has Things by the Balls.

2008-10-03T22:47:00.003-05:00

IMPORT-Just watched FORGETTING SARAH MARSHAL for the first time. Yes I'm a bit behind, now leave me alone about it. Jason Segal, the lead in the film and also the sole credited writer has taken a simple romantic comedy premise and made it something pretty awesome. It's not a amazing 'film' it's not a aisle rolling comedy, but it's along the line of the honesty/true/organic comedies from producer Judd Apatow. Sighting 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, and KNOCKED UP. Really overall pleasing movie and so distinct and original in the process. I can't get the Dracula rock opera song out of my head. And them showing it at the end makes me really want to see the whole puppet show. I was just really impressed by the balance of humor and dramatic scenes as well as the great cast. Along with HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, but especially this I think Jason Segal has a pretty nice ticket that he can use around Hollywood for the next couple years to prove he can do this consistently.

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Worked on intro for BROTHERDOM pilot, and getting ready for boring Gillette audition, and very fun Boost mobile callback I have on Monday. I get to pretend to be a 2008 George Washington powder wig and all, as well as sing 'mamma said knock u out' by ll cool j.

The Weekend in Movies.

2008-09-28T21:10:00.003-05:00

IMPORT-I was trying to figure out what the last movie I've seen in the theater was and I couldn't figure out what it was. Then I thought what was the last satisfying comedy I've seen. STEP BROTHERS,TROPIC THUNDER,and PINEAPPLE EXPRESS all disapointed. So hearing the good reviews for GHOST TOWN was exciting, and having Ricky Gervais who I find fascinating to watch in anything he's in was also good. Sadly for this movie the box office has been not so good, but the good thing is that the movie is really terrific. Sweet story brought to life visually, through script, and great cast. There you are Alan Ruck. I recommend seeing this flic for anyone at any age, and I really hope if it doesn't get a chance on the big screen that people pick it up on dvd.

Danny McBride is a comedic actor that has been getting all the softballs in the recent couple years. Getting to play these great scene stealing secondary characters to the big stars. His road came via a movie he made called THE FOOT FIST WAY about a tak kwon doe instructor. This little movie got in the hands of the Stiller's and Ferrell's of the world and bingo bango bongo. The movie got a theatrical and dvd release, and a career for the dudes who made it. Watching it I really don't know why. Maybe the landscape of what can be done has changed so much in the last four years that at that time it stuck out more. But the movie was really not that good, and suprisingly not that funny. I really don't suggest unless curiosity gets you, or for research purposes that you watch this.

LEATHERHEADS was a movie of good inent with a good direction and idea that missed the mark. It's just under two hours long, but feels just under three. Trying to figure out why I sight to many changes back in forth in tone of story, not fixed enough storylines, and not enough conflict. It operates well as a 30's era Thin Man pic, but the backdrop of the emergence of pro football doesn't fit. I think they both could enjoy better movies if done apart. I really did enjoy 95% of the Clooney/Zellwegger back and forths but they would have hit better in a different backdrop. Preferably a serious one. Sadly you can probably skip this one even on dvd.

THE WIRE is a highly regarded show that I have never seen. So finally with the netflix time being right I got the first disc in the mail and watched the two first episodes. I have not ever gotten into one hour cop or hospital shows. I only have seen one Law and Order. It was the one with Robin Williams in case your wondering. I think The Wire is a great show, and really real which makes it resonate even more. I am trying to figure out if it's for me, and if I have the time for 5 seasons worth of it. Just when I thought I made my decision the last scene of episode two pulls me in. I think I know where this is headed.

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Met and saw the new cut of BROTHERDOM with the new scenes added in. They help alot. I think we knew they would, but it's still great to see. Now we are set to go forth with narration, and cutting probably a few more minutes out of it.

Weekend Dvr Catzup.

2008-09-28T20:40:00.002-05:00

John Noble from FRINGE

IMPORT-Watched this weeks ALWAYS SUNNY episodes and I'm noticing a nice pairing of Charlie and Dee which leaves the other two guys the weaker and less interesting pair. I'm also noticing a less focused/absurd piece that the episode is about. Maybe I'm just being too critical, but it's worrying.

Also caught the season opener of THE OFFICE which was less than fantastic. Nice summer recap episode, but I thought they learned from last years hour longs that it just doesn't work for that long. Funny bits, and induvidual stories, but it's hard to remain that high level of interest for that long. Just give us two regular episodes back to back. And of course next week SUNNY is having an hour long episode.

HEROES was also a two hour block of catching up, introducing yet more characters and story lines. I may be cooling on this show a bit. Of course it has time to turn around and the late intro of the villians angle may help. I think the thing that bothers me the most is the hoping back and forth from the future. They opened something they can't close now, and I think it's for the worse. I will stick around for this season, and see where I'm at.

I am officially announcing myself as a FRINGE watcher. It's not perfect because of it's murkiness concerning the Pattern. It's setting itself of for a X-files type story telling. Being that it has this huge story hanging above it and yet it still can have really interesting episode stories which most of the time have a connection with the Pattern. Now if I had some clue what the hell it was, or who is involved. It's not the carrot being dangled that's bothering me, but the fact that I don't think they have explained what they are trying to explain well enough.

Caught SNL this week with Anna Faris, or most of it cuz I was tired and dozed for bits. Great opening, and had the much desired Debate sketch. Which wasn't all that great because I think we have in mind the ole '00 faceoff with Ferrell and Hammond as Bush and Gore. I think I'm going to have to catch up with things i missed. I am noticing some cast members really being in a lot with others not so much. For instance it seemed like Keenan was in a ton, and Forte was only in the last one as a waiter. On the top of my head my fav moment was the end of the first sketch when they drive off the cliff and bounce back up only to explode. Odd ball endings that I hope they continue.

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Having trouble what to work on for the sketch. Just trying to figure what would work best, and what has best chance so I use my time with the utmost wiseness. Also configuring time to work on two new pilot ideas, finish up first spec script, write new one, and patch up writing packet. I need a big commercial campaign so i can lessen the day job folks.

R.I.P. Paul Newman

2008-09-27T20:26:00.003-05:00

Don't know what to say. It's very sad day that someone of this magnitude personally or as a part of society leaves. He will be missed.

October Film Anticipation

2008-09-25T21:33:00.002-05:00

This season is hard to have you anticipation match the feeling of when the screen turns black after the movie. You get excited about casts getting together, a stellar directors new film, or just a really interesting story (often times trailer). So I tried to narrow it down with anticipation that is justified with something behind it...

RELIGULOUS-Bill Maher's documentary. Nothing puzzles me quite like religion, and Bill Maher is good at making light about heavy subjects and being the Devil's Advocate even though at times he can be a bit of a dickbag. BODY OF LIE-Dir. by Ridley Scott staring Leo Dicaprio and Russell Crowe. This smells like a bit of summer left over, but this trio sure seems to be able to cook up something cool. W.-How big are Oliver Stone's balls? Seriously, the guy is still the president. This movie may have nothing to do with anything, but it should be interested how fair his take is. He is a moron for a president, but probably smarter than most people anyway. Smart, manipulative same thing. ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO-Kevin Smith, new take on a old rom com genre, sign me up. CHANGELING-dir by Clint Eastwood staring Angelina Jolie as a mother who's son goes missing and they give her another boy saying it's hers when it's not. I've seen the trailer and this 'based on a true story' is tough to swallow.

Oh and I don't think I've seen any of the September movies I listed. To be fair three of them I don't think have been fully released or released at all.

Gary Unmarried, Old Christine, I'm still younger than CBS' demographic!

2008-09-25T20:44:00.002-05:00

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Snuck in a couple shows from the dvr this evening. Watched the pilot of GARY UNMARRIED with Jay Mohr. I was very doubtful about this one, but I do like Jay Mohr although I'm not sure where he would be best suited. The old fox show ACTION was one of those shows taken from us too soon. This has a typical premise that I think for the pilot went too far or they have to much going on. Guess what? Gary is divorced and he bickers with his ex-wife who he shares two kids with. And both kids actually have character into them rather than just being there as kids. The boy is especially funny. The first act was hot out of the gates, lots going on, spiffy/quick dialouge then it sort of ate itself. It seemed the every annoying laugh track was turned up extra loud. Can you imagine how horrible it is to sit and determine how loud your canned laughter is going to be. Gary and his ex both said they wouldn't start new relationships, but guess what again, they both did behind eachothers back. Which I was fine for the ex wife cuz it gives more for Gary to deal with and added on was the fact she was with a 50 something in the form of the great Ed Begley Jr. But Gary also got a oh so sudden steady girlfriend. Which instincts say leave him hanging for a while cuz it would be much more interesting. I give this a so so.

NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE has been remarked previously as my fav for the studio, three camera sitcom. Much of the kudos goes to the writing, and consistent direction of former Seinfeld writer/director Andy Ackerman. And Julia and the dude who plays her brother really carry the weight of the cast. This show was close to getting canned, but really deserves to stick around for your attention.

VEN DIAGRAM was referenced early today in a article I was ready online. The basic picture is above. The article referenced a quote from Greg Daniels co-creator of King of the Hill, developer on american Office,and also a former snl writer. He said the goal of comedy overall should be to hit where the two circles intersect. If one circle stands for truly innovative and creative comedy then the other is what people like. It's the portion where the two intersect that is the goal and where something can truly make a dent. A sentiment I agree with and very well stated.

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Had a meeting for HANDS today and our potential involvement in SKETCHFEST this year. So we are trying to see if we can get our schedules to mesh as well as find a coach and start a show from scratch to be ready for the holiday year. Time will tell I guess. Took chicken scratch notes for some sketches for Gift show. We've got some heavy stuff we are working on in terms of religion and holiday relationship stuff so I'm trying to work on some more goofy ideas, and more political stuff that can be done in late November/December no matter who wins the election.

How I Met a Gift.

2008-09-24T08:03:00.004-05:00

This is downtown Negaunee, the town I lived in from the age of 7 and up. Huge right?

IMPORT-Dvr is still working overtime recording new shows and holding onto the ones I haven't got a chance to watch. Did manage to watch HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER season opening while winding down before bed. Well started to watch it and stopped halfway through. This show has been operating on 'it's not bad' for quite a while, or 'i kinda like it' for a while with people who I exchange opinionated sitcom dicussions with. Well I may be done with it I think. I like NPH, he's funny, but that schtick is getting old, and I think they are for the most part wasting the talents of Jason Segal. The rest of the cast I find horrible. Allyson Hannigan I cannot describe how much at times she annoys me, and the other girl barely has a purpose in the show now that the male lead is no longer after her like in season one. And the entire premise of the future dad telling his kids the story of how he met their mom hampers more than helps. It's intended to clearly tell you what's happening and keep you coming back so you don't miss anything. Well here is my problem with lots of sitcoms, they get too plotty. Mostly they are dealing with plot. I don't really care who the mother is, or at least not as much as I don't want to see bad comedy. And the lead actor is not a comedian. He is a 'actor' who is following the dance/comedy steps he learned from watching comedians and thus cannont bring anything else to it other than the basic sitcom dancing steps. Maybe it's just because it was the season opening and that is why it was so plotty and had no diversions. But it just reminds me of funny shows like FRIENDS (come on it was funny) that got bogged down in babies, secret relationships, marriage, and moving or not moving plot. That show was at it's best when it was Chandler getting stuck in a atm, or them all getting ready for the party.

I also did not record THE BIG BANG THEORY. I think it's going to miss my cut of shows to watch. It's plain, ordinary, and done by the guy who does THREE AND A HALF MEN. Nerds, really nerds, all of them. 22 episodes of Revenge of the Nerds?

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Had a Gift Sketch show rehearsal last night to sort of kick off our more intense schedule. Got to see the space we will be performing, did some exercises, and had a table read for stuff we wrote. I brought 3 sketches, one monolougue, and one song parody I wanted to set on fire. The sketches went over well, and just hearing them found where things can be cut, added, or injected to make premise clear. I'm really excited to work on all three of those. The monolougue as well is something I hope can be played around with and promises to be so much fun to perform. We have a Oct 1 deadline for pitches before we start really working over stuff. So I got to get more ideas and more political/thanksgiving type of stuff. I think I've covered most of the xmas and religious stuff. I look forward so much to finding some interesting characters and really create those and put up this show to which hopefully we can get lots of people to come and watch. The Gift Theatre gets great turnout in the neighborhood it's in, Jefferson Park. But I look forward to getting other improvisors and sketch people to come out and see it. Working outside of the normal sketch/improv system so far is freeing. It makes me think that there is no reason that I should not be involved with 2 sketch shows a year at least.

A Shout Out for Sam Rockwell...

2008-09-24T07:47:00.003-05:00

IMPORT/EXPORT-Sam Rockwell has a career that I would like to have. Find fun and interesting roles, have the respect of the people you work with, people want to work with you, finds lots of work, and can walk the street and steer clear of the us weekly bullshit. Besides that I find him amazing to watch on screen. Not only can he play very different characters and types of film, but he really does take chances and follows his instincts. You may not know his name, but you probably should. And here is a wish as to why...

GREEN MILE(breakthrough role that was funny,disturbing,calculating crazy), GALAXY QUEST(great comedy,and plays goofy),CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND(havent seen this in a while so not sure if it holds up,but shows he can play two sides of one coin.) MATCHSTICK MEN,HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY/CHARLIES ANGELS (both turds,but especially in Hitch he was a scene stealer), JOSHUA,SNOW ANGELS,and upcoming CHOKE.

If you look at his upcoming slate he has about 6 projects in some facet of production. Sam seems to be a actor that would have turned down big Hollywood type starring roles and has come out of it for the better.

Sketching Snow Angels in my Worst Week.

2008-09-23T08:06:00.002-05:00

IMPORT-Sunday I watched SNOW ANGELS written and directed by the surging David Gordon Green. He previously wrote ALL THE REAL GIRLS,UNDERTOW, and just recently directed PINEAPPLE EXPRESS. It was a very honest,tragic movie that draws you into the story and place. The place in fact reminds me much of home (U.P. of Michigan) That being said I think most would find it boring and not simple enough to process. The town itself plays a big part of the story and theme which up until the finish is a bit murky. Kate Beckinsale and the always superb Sam Rockwell star. I would not say this is for everyone, but if you like indie movies check this one out.

My dvr was working overtime last night with the fall now kicking off with new shows. I did give it a break by myself taking a writing break and watching the pilot of WORST WEEK. I am rooting for this show as I know someone who is related to the writer and producer of this British import, and I also had a audition for the lead. I was really impressed by it. The look and tone of it were perfect. The reality was brought through thus making us buy into the tragedy of the awkward and horrific comedic moments brought into it. Was quick and to the point with characters and story and suprisingly had a lot of physical gags and over the top circumstances. As with reviews I read the only question is can it keep it up at this pace, or will they find their stride and still will it be as satisfying to watch. I think it will because past the gags it was plenty funny in it's awkwardness and everyone will like and root for this lead actor making it that much funnier when he blows it. The best part was when Sam and Mel were talking alone and the in-laws walk in just as Sam jokingly says to their daughter, 'im going to punch you in the face.' I wish for more of those, or well balanced hi-jinks like him going to door in makeshift garbage bag diaper and less of him peeing on the soon to be cooked goose. Even though that bit led to Mel saying it's fine cuz she sometimes poops in the laundry room. Check this out as I'm guessing it may be the best sitcom pilot this year, and we need to back what sitcoms are out there especially if they are good like this one.

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Took the night and hammered out scripts from my notes for sketches for the Gift show. One long one in the form of Nativity Product Placement, grandkids cursing out grandma for shit gifts,politician monolougue, young boy wanting a bike, and direct parody song of here comes santa claus. Which i now know why second city generally does not do direct parodies. Cuz they are hard to do, and they really are not that funny. Not coincedentally MadTV does a lot of direct parody songs. I had ideas for other direct parodies, but kabutzed those now. Hopefully we can do some original songs because I can't imagine a Holidayish show with no songs.

From the Collection: KISS KISS BANG BANG

2008-09-23T07:39:00.002-05:00

My once proud dvd collection has had a very dramatic stunt its growth thanks to Netflix (how i love thee), and lessening of disposable income. Still the number resides over 200, but in the last 5 years the consisetentcy of purchase has dwindled. I remember in college I used to go and buy a dvd when bored and wanting something to watch. Now to the point. I am picky somewhat to what goes in the collection. When it was tapes I through destroyed a tape and threw it in the trash because it did not belong. So it must fit, and in the last 5 years or so it must really impress and give me desire to have repeat viewings. I bring you to the point after saying 'now to the point' about three sentences ago. KISS KISS BANG BANG by writer and director Shane Black is a under the radar, genre and gut busting movie that I have seen three times at least. And remember I'm not 12 anymore so repeat viewings mean something. For the record I've probably seen Ghostbusters 30+ times thanks to a old BETA machine we had when I was a kid.

Kiss Kiss staring Val Kilmer and Robert Downey Jr, who are both hilarious, is a action/comedy hybrid that really makes you wish Hollywood didn't stick to the 'rules' as much. It also is a semi comeback film for Shane Black the once go to action script writer who was once the highest paid screenwriter with films such as LETHAL WEAPON(S) (also some of my favs though dwindled w/each sequel), LAST BOY SCOUT,AND THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT)

If you havent yet, check it out, I highly recommend it.

Love Guru, Snl, Shooting Pilot Stuff

2008-09-21T10:24:00.003-05:00

IMPORT-Got the LOVE GURU from netflix knowing well that in all avenues it has been regarded as poo. And even by the trailer it was easy to tell why, too many of the same old gags from Austin Power's series. This movie took on the bad thing of having a movie serve a bunch of jokes rathe than having jokes serve the movie. Myers bits and jokes he came up with were first and foremost and whatever story he had was barely there. Honestly with comedy it mostly is, but still some story has to be the bones of it or it's hard to sustain interest. It was until 45 minutes in that the Guru came through with his personal want. There were parts that were hilarious, but then some stupid name joke would take it two steps back. Think Alauda Fagina from Powers, there was about 50 of those in this. I think if those were taken out it would have made this movie better. A lot of the roles went to unfunny people; Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake (he is not un-funny, but I dont think can make things on the page funnier), and Verne Troyer were all distractions. The most solid funny bits came from Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan along with the graphics department during the broadcasting portion of the hockey games. And the funniest overall is on the dvd extras with the two of them. 'how to do draw throbbing' made me laugh for four minutes and 34 seconds. Mike Myers is most likely a genius, a genius that does not work enough, and when he does throws himself to what he's doing. This sadly was far to close to a retread of Austin Powers, and every time a joke really hit is was followed by something punny which almost erased the funny parts from your mind.

SNL was hosted by James Franco this week,and I thought it would interesting because he seems to be able to do a lot as a actor. Well maybe the writers from SNL for the most part hadn't heard of him. A very lame pot sketch, did no one realize he just did a movie like that and your only changing it slightly. Agent 420? How did that slip through? I did like the Willem Dafoe sketch, it was funny weird and ended in a way sort of untypical. Also the Penny Marshall (but how many people 25 or under know who she is),and OJ trial sketch were funny. Franco did bring some acting chops to his characters ie the cougars sketch and the reporters sketch. Do they feel compelled to do a digital short every week now even if they don't have anything funny to show. And has the short portion been Bogarted by Sandberg, Akiva, and the other guy. I remember Forte,and Armesin being involved more before. Armesin was great as the American apparel guy on Weekend Update. And as for the Update portion I hope that with the transition of Poehler leaving they take a chance to change up the tone a bit. For too long it's been the anchors laughing at their own jokes, basically reading with no performance, and not holding any characters with their anchor people. I think the best Updates have been with Dennis Miller,Kevin Nealon, Ackroyd/Curtain and all of them kept straight faces and delivered the jokes. Maybe Dennis Miller smiled a bit, but I think Nealon did it best and the relationship of Ackroyd/Curtain brought so much more to the segment. I'm not Lorne in case you didn't notice though, or whoever is slowly taking over for him. One other large thing I noticed is that they don't have anything for Mcain yet. Darrell Hammond does a great impression but they don't have anything for the comedic character yet. Thankfully they are staying off the 'old' bandwagon. I'm guessing with the debates coming up something will present itself, and I expect SNL to find it first and best because that is what they should be doing. With great power, comes great responsibility. See what I did there--snl--franco--spiderman dialougue--back to snl. Grab a paper bag if your breath is taken away, and drink a glass of water. If you just shit your pants just go buy new pants.

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Spent the morning and day shooting some more scenes for the pilot. Working to fix exposition and certain jokes that needed to be set up. We had Matt Young, and Cate Friedman come out and spend part of their Saturdays for filming. I could write a whole seperate pilot or short just from those two characters. You don't know what I'm talking about so just trust me. Going from page to shooting then to editing has really been and educatinal experience in having an idea of how things on paper can work. Finding room for a bit of improv after doing what's on script, and really how much energy is needed for sitcom performance. Minimalistic really doesn't work all that well unless the material is that rich. I think we plugged up some holes, and found some more funny bits that we didn't even have on the page. And my hopes are now much higher for one bit we re-shot that wasn't working in our edit. It was probably the most fun to shoot yesterday and hopefully in fits in with the story and delivers. Hopefully soon we will have a teaser to show.

Welcome back Sunny.

2008-09-19T07:43:00.002-05:00

IMPORT-In a very tight day I chose my short down time to be used to eat,and watch IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA,and SONS OF ANARCHY.

I'll start with Sons, again the same thing where it's just not taking off for me, and they are still adding storylines with barely secondary characters. They have a bad biker/super good cop face off but there is no direct chase. In every episode it is another circumstance they are going after. With the preview of next weeks and the arrival of the feds brings a 'now it's getting good feel', but I'm skeptical of this show. The Jax actor is beginning to bother me, and his inner struggle after finding his real fathers writings is mostly coming up as him asking if people have heard his old pop talk about it. That is where the interesting struggle is, in the biker gang. I'm sure it's going to happen in the last few episodes where the feds are on their case and it seems like they are going to split apart in a war, but until then they may lose my set recording on the heavenly dvr.

I was so happy to have SUNNY on last night with some new episodes. The episodes overall were good, but with most of them they get better watching them again. I think the best person on there is Charlie Day. The episode with him as the wild card last night was perfect for him, and the cannibal episode had a great duo with Kaitlin Olsen. And I just read that it got picked up for 53 more episodes.! Which is unheard of really. FX rules. I hope the trio of dudes can keep up the funny, and that the new writers they have all fit in together and who knows maybe even make it better. Also for those of you who don't know, Fred Savage is a producer on the show now, and has directed,and is directing many of the episodes.

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Met for the pilot, which now seems to be changing titles to BROTHERDUM/BROTHERDUMB, which it was actually originally titled. Met with that went over what the plan is for this weekend and wrote some more stuff for it. We also came up with some game shows...Cat or Dog, Kill a Hobo, and the third which is really the prize if you win the other two, Fuck a Huxtable.

And in un-rad news I got dropped from the Comcast commercial, they decided to cast two younger guys. I don't really understand, but since they booked me I still get payed a days SAG work. Ah,unions.

SNL's Best Cast Members.

2008-09-18T07:51:00.006-05:00

This is not a list of favorites or who I think is the funniest in SNL's history. This is a list of the cast who best fit SNL, the sketch universe, and the ensembles of the show. This has nothing to do with career afterwards, just strictly time and impact on SNL. Realizing that there are so many to pick from and that I'm putting them in rank order I expect heavy disagreement.

HONORABLE MENTION-Gilda Radnor,Eddie Murphy,Kevin Nealon,Cheri Oteri,Darrell Hammond,Tim Meadows

10-Amy Poehler-hard to see it now, but I think time will tell.

9-Dana Carvey-a semi one man show, but impressions and cultural impact were huge

8-Bill Murray-seemed like his span was too short, but hard to find a better comedy miner.

7-Molly Shannon-prob wouldn't be a top of the head pick, but is one of the best sketch character comedians.

6-Dan Ackroyd-true emsemble member,took backseat a lot of the time,but he could play any character and with a huge amount of integrity.He is so serious selling the Bass-o-matic.

5.Chris Farley-his energy and the shows were a perfect marriage.

4.Mike Myers-like Carvey sometimes a one man show,but showed a range of comic stylings and characters.

3.Will Ferrell-carried SNL out from duldrums on the turn of the century, and was just insane funny.a cast member that the writers just loved to write for and u can tell in the amount of things he was in. not many cast members have two volumes of best of.

2.John Belushi-was almost overshadowed in the first year, but impact on that show,and years following in terms of what he created and influence will go on for a long time. So involved in whatever he was doing. I really thought he wanted to feed fingertips to wolverines.

1.Phil Hartman-the everyman. everystyle of comedy,genres,character,voices,he could do anything. didn't have the catchphrase or posters on bedroom wall characters,but i think he is the best cast member of SNL.

A Shout Out for Greg Kinnear.

2008-09-18T07:51:00.002-05:00

Some actors have a quality that in whatever they are in has some credibility, and honestness just for them being there. Not star wattage, or magazine covers that will bring people out the opening weekend, but just building a list of movies that until put together you really don't notice or realize. I think Greg Kinnear is one of those. I remember him from Talk Soup years ago, I really watched that show because he was funny and people were drawn to his personality and ability to make fun of things. He then went on to do a late night talk show before starting a movie career that I'm sure few guessed would have made this far, or have been this successfull. DEAR GOD was a early one, and not great, but I enjoyed it. SABRINA, AS GOOD AS IT GETS, MYSTERY MEN (again not great, but notable for a shift in roles/goofballness), NURSE BETTY, OUT OF FOCUS,THE MATADOR (underated movie w/ pierce brosnan), LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, INVINCIBLE, and BABY MAMA.

From comedy to dramatic, and even two films with Best Pic Oscar nods. Greg is also in GHOST TOWN which is released this week, and the falls FLASH OF GENIUS where he plays the inventor of the intermitten windshield wiper. Which from what I hear was considered crazy back in the day.

***note*** i do not work for any movie studio in any way, so such promotion as it seems mentioning upcoming releases benefits me monetarily in no way

***second note***i just like movies and would like to see that establishment continue

***third note***i am however not saying no, in fact i would say yes to most studio jobs be it tv or film. i would be the crossiant chef if they needed one.

***crossiant chef note***im sure they have one, its hollywood. and no i have never made a crossiant, but most people there don't know what they are doing and learn on the fly.

Anywho, Kudos to Greg Kinnear and his excellent agent/management team who if they are looking for actors in late twenties with a certain albino quality can call me anytime.

Sons of Men on the Fringe, Extras, Comcastic

2008-09-17T20:19:00.005-05:00

IMPORT-I really have not had much to import i don't think and the things I think of I may be repeating. Saw the second episode of SONS OF ANARCHY and it didn't further it as much as i thought it would. They need to push the antagonist within the biker gang more and I'm sure they will get there. Right now it just seems like a bunch of bad asses doing crazy biker crime stuff. Where as shows that used that also had magnetic characters like Vic Mackey (the shield) or Tony Soprano. And those furthered the setting of it all because the character made it so much more. Also just watched MAD MEN and it's not the locomotive that season one was. It's so obvious they are working the womens movement and just semi got interesting domestically for Don Draper. It's getting so far away from the ad agency which they used for story telling so well in season one and incorporated what lives outside where symbolically thru products they were pitching and society. Also saw the second episode of FRINGE which was more style than substance. Cool bad guy twist and motive and still fuzzy on the 'pattern' And the female lead seems to act in the same place in every seen. Maybe they are giving no place for who to go from, motivation and such, cuz the ex story line is not totally vibing. I would like to see a shift more to Joshua Jackson's character and his dad walter. Props to the shrink staying doctor, funny, endearing, and believable. This was my first week just erasing TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW. I think the awkward funny trend is about two years out from being the dominant comedy styling. It will never die, but so much of shows are funny pauses and awkward shy, not confident, can have sex characters. The cocksure idiot may come back or something totally different possibly. Also been seeing lots of RICKY GERVAIS on talk shows like regis and conan. I really enjoy him, so funny in anything he does and could not care less about Hollywood. If you haven't watch EXTRAS yet you should be ashamed of yourselves. Also it's a shame we can't watch his theatrical one man show/stand-up shows. I've seen one while in Ireland, and thus far haven't been able to find the others here. He also has a podcast that is supposed to be hi-larious.

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Lots of moving and shaking here which is making it fuzzy to remember. Re worked much of pilot, style makeover, and filming additional scenes this weekend. Also caught myself writing stand up again. Not really writing but the funny thought translated itself to stand up form. Also writing sketches for the GIFT SKETCH show. Have a deadline for pitching cuz we got to get polishing and stuff. My current fav or one I'm high on is a nativity scene with heavy product placement. And got word today that Centennial Wireless was 'going in a different direction' such pc garbage to say they found someone they liked better. Why they can't say that I don't know. But kept plugging away and got word tonight that I booked a sag Comcast commercial! Hooray I can buy X-mas presents now!

Sam Jackson Fav 5 (yes we are that close that i can call him Sam)

2008-09-16T09:29:00.002-05:00

Not many actors can have the career Sam Jackson has had. Roles here and there to stay consistently working until you get your big break at the age of 46. This year he turns 60, and this week he has a new movie called LAKEVIEW TERRACE coming out. It looks like not a very good 'film', but in the same sentence (or breath if you are saying it) fun as hell. This list is compromised of films that he starred in and do not include some of his early roles that he was exceptional in and were good movies. Let it begin...

5. A TIME TO KILL- semi forgotten movie i think, and a good one to catch up on.

4. CHANGING LANES-this one prob goes in the overlooked categorie. from script a typical hollywood movie, but really shows well on the screen.

3. DIE HARD W/A VENGEANCE-not even the best in the series, but jackson and willis play well off eachother. my second fav of the series.

2. JACKIE BROWN-i would never watch this movie over and over again, but still has a place at #2

1. PULP FICTION-this is not my fav movie on this list. i'm not gaga about it like some. but i can see what greatness was in this role for him and i put it number one for that reason. and for me something i should probably watch again.

HONORABLE MENTION-THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, UNBREAKABLE, SHAFT (i really wish this movie was better cuz i wanted a new 'Dirty Harry' series with Shaft.)

Fringe,Snl,Web series.

2008-09-14T11:51:00.002-05:00

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Watched the pilot episode of FRINGE from fox with Joshua Jackson. For some reason I was anticipating this, but I dont generally get into one hour dramas. Maybe it was the supernatural, mystery subject matter or jj abrhams names that was attached, but I was looking forward to this one. I was impressed by the casting, all seemed like plausible people who fit the role that they are for. Even the female lead who is really the focus of the series, she was not a model, or vj before this. She was in fact from the looks of it a real actress, and hold for this, she actually had wrinkles that a woman her age would have. I like Joshua Jackson, I think he has this wise ass character down, and his minimalistic style really keeps you interested because you know there is more there underneath ready to come out. The show itself was far too long at a hour and a half. But I heard they spent 10 million on the pilot so I guess they wanted to get their monies worth. Also the pilot was very confusing as it tried to sum up this larger picture that they will be going after the entire season. The science of it all was confusing, and it was never super clear on what the antagonist was doing. Obviously so I guess so we would come back and watch more.

Caught the premiere of SNL last night with Michael Phelps. It was alright, but as with many you hit the hour point and it slows down a bit. Lil Wayne sucks, I havent listened to any of his stuff, but heard good things. But his songs were lame, used reverb or something on his vocals that were about money and going to the club. Whatever. The cold opening was funny as they introduced Tina Fey as Palin countered by Poehler as Hilary. They left Michael Phelps to do as little as possible which was a good choice, but still gave him things to have fun with. And he had a great live moment coughing thinking he wasn't being cut to, but he was. A couple weird choices bringing back old sketch that I'm surprised they did. Had a great game show with some home school kids. Digital short was lame. The new guy was in a load of sketches and even got his own sketch basically which was very surprising. Had loads of funny lines in it, but the character was a bit 'been down that road before'. But i've seen him at ucb and he was very funny, as he did a good job in his first show as well. congrats to him. I look forward to next week with Kings of Leon and the underated James Franco.

Also watched a web series called BRING IT IN which was done by local Chicago comedians. I think it was directed by Dina Facklis and featured a great cast of improv ladies with Andy St.Clair thrown in as their basketball coach. Obviously with a talented cast like they have the characters are very fun and each have their own bits to play with, but I was really impressed with the direction (story, but especially shooting),and editing of the project.

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Tried to work on some holiday parody songs for the Gift sketch show. Direct parodies are hard and even harder to make funny. Respect to Weird Al not cuz he's great, but because once and a while he does make something that's hilarious. Also in my being stuck in the DARK DOMESTICATION trilogy I've worked on it and changed the idea to a webisode of 3 minutes a piece and using Batman as a narrator to speed things along. I'm still not sold on where I have him ending up.

Catching Up

2008-09-12T21:37:00.002-05:00

IMPORT-Haven't been able to watch all that much as seen by my dvr, but I have caught some stuff in the last week. JOHN OLIVER stand up special on comedy central, he's the english guy on the daily show. Was a very funny one hour special, very wordy,very satirical british humor, and also very topical. I can't watch most of the stand up specials on there, but i was quite impressed by this one. Watched a documentary on JONESTOWN with it's insane leader Jim Jones. I knew of the 'religion/cult' and it's sad end, but I didn't know the story and the 900 people mass suicide that ended it. Quite amazing that something like that got that far with a wack job like that tricking that many people. Watched the pilot for DO NOT DISTURB with Niecy Nash(reno 911) and Jerry O'Connell. I was expecting this to be horrible, but I just like to check out the new sitcoms. My expectations were right.

Also watched the second episode of SONS OF ANARCHY and it didnt take the leap that I thought it would. My jury is still out on this one, I have it set to record the new ones, but I'm not sure if I'll keep going if it doesnt step it up.

Oh just remembered I watched MAD MEN this week, and it's still in it's lull. Also stopped mid episode of TIM AND ERIC. Started to watch the first disc of ENTOURAGE season 4. Hated the docu style season opener. I do not like this show really, I don't dislike it either. The main characters are officially boring to me, and i think the best part is the guest stars who keep it interesting. I think it's somewhat attractive to see the journey of this actor, but in a way the whole playboy thing I find stupid. Smart cuz that's why most dudes like it, and it's hbo so they can throw some boobies on the screen. Turtle usually has nothing to do, the manager character is boring or maybe that's just the acting, Drama is a characture, and ari tho still funny is wearing old. Yes the second disc is on the way.

Just watched some new trailers for movies coming out this fall. I'm so excited. So many great movies this time of year, and it's much better than the summer movie season. I watched QUANTOM OF SOLACE (i dont like bond movies, ive only seen two, but this trailer makes it look amazing),THE SOLOIST(j.fox,downey jr),CHANGELING(jolie,directed by eastwood) All of them look great, and I can't wait for the many more set to come out.

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Had the last HOWIE show of our run for Rad Fest Yes! Had a meeting for the pilot which is a work in progress. Got to writing for the Gift Theatre sketch show in which I think I have a couple funny ideas which are partially translated in the first draft. Also wrote a couple of shorts. And for fun have started writing some stand up, this bit about Bowflex. It's not funny in the least, but it's fun to write. One of the reasons cuz u are the writer, actor,director,producer,and editor. This also makes it one reason why it's not fun, but I enjoy it for now. Also started infant stages for a sketch show framed around the idea of history we don't read about or see. It also may never see the light of day, but I'm told it's on a stove somewhere.

Carlos Mencia,Sons of Anarchy,Fun Audition.

2008-09-09T20:39:00.002-05:00

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I do not like Carlos Mencia, I do not think he's funny, I think he is obvious and not doing anything that hasn't been done many times before. Thankfully it seems his once sucessful show Mind of Mencia is done. The other day I came across a video by Joe Rogan (Newsradio,Fear Factor) of him confronting Mencia on stage saying he is a joke stealing. This is the most hideous crime in stand-up comedy. You could probably actually kill a kitten on stage and someone would say, 'at least he doesnt steal anyones jokes' He had examples and confessions from other comics who said they had their own stuff stolen. This is well known apparently, and know the whole Carlos Mencia thing makes more sense.

Watched the pilot for SONS OF ANARCHY on fx. It's like most pilots totally crammed with info and it couldnt really let u settle. I've already set record for the next one as i think it has set up some good story lines. Work a look see, and u probably don't need to watch the pilot to know whats going on, or fx is good with doing 3 minute recap of episodes online.

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Had the most fun audition I've every had on Monday,and of course didn't hear back today. It was for healthy choice meals, and the series of spots are being directed by the director of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. So in the audition the casting agent said to keep it very loose and play around. It was a thirty second spot, and the guy I was auditioning with who i knew a bit did two three minute takes. We had them both laughing in the office and was just really fun. Didn't worry about forgetting lines, and just went for it. I was going for the tech guy role which im not sure i fight stereotypically, but the shirt I was wearing did. And i had to take the train,and walk downtown like that. I was rather coolish.

George Clooney Fav 5.

2008-09-07T14:29:00.002-05:00

Another Burn After Reading actor...

5.PERFECT STORM-this was a tough one to decide. Still the image of this face going into the dark when he decides to go down with his boat is etched in my movie memory banks.

4.OCEANS 11-so much fun to watch.

3.THREE KINGS-really if u think about it one of, if not the best Desert Storm movie. Good on many different levels.

2.OUT OF SIGHT-super underated and semi unforgotten. Watch this Elmore Leonard book adapted greatly by Stephen Sodebergh.

1.MICHAEL CLAYTON-fav movie of last year, maybe one of my all time favs. The last scene with the venomness line of 'Your Fucked' is superfantasticawesome. I love that scene.

HONORABLE MENTION-O'BROTHER WHERE ART THOU, GOOD NIGHT, GOOD LUCK.

Brad Pitt Fav 5.

2008-09-07T14:16:00.002-05:00

With the release of BURN AFTER READING and my growing anticipation of it here's a list of Mr. Pitt to check out.

5.12 MONKEYS-more of a supporting role, but a amazing role and great Terry Gilliam movie

4.SNATCH-same as above,great role,and Guy Ritchies best movie

3.OCEANS 11-star by committee but fun movie with great rat-a-tat-tat dialogue.

2.FIGHT CLUB-who wouldn't put this movie on the list

1.SEVEN-even looking at this list, Pitt works with some great directors who know what they are doing. I still joke when we get a delivery saying, "what's in the box, what's in the bauuuuux?"

Daily Daily, Pineapple Express, and Mr. Winters.

2008-09-07T13:21:00.002-05:00

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Long time from the import end, but I have been watching stuff, i really have. The last two weeks the DAILY SHOW and COLBERT REPORT have been must watch with the conventions. It makes me excited to watch this show in the next couple months as well as the SNL Weekend Update that will be airing Thursday nights this fall.

Also been watching some of the talk shows depending on the guests. Craig Ferguson had Jonathan Winters on to which i was suprised becasuse I have not seen him on anything in a while. Being very young I remember him on Mork and Mindy and he really stuck out in my mind. He never made it huge in the movies or Tv, but he was a fav guest on Carson, Allen, and Paar talk shows. He was a first introduction to improv and massive amounts of characters and voices which was something I gravitated to. If you get the chance watch whatever u can of him. Some videos are on youtube.

Watched PINEAPPLE EXPRESS yesterday and it went in the 'meh' category much like Tropic Thunder. It in my opinion isn't bad, but just didn't impress me or make me laugh all that much. And this in particular was a 45 minute movie stretched to 90 mins. And in the end it felt like it had a lot of good pieces but didnt connect them in the right way. Seemed like they rested on it being a pot movie and left the comedy really slow. Went it picked up it was much more entertaining. Danny McBride was the best thing about this movie, he played 'Red'. Really been struggling for a good comedy lately. I can't help but keep thinking that Tropic Thunder was basically a bit of a rip off of THREE AMIGOS which lessens it to me. I have not seen FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL, but I think the last really funny movie I've seen was last fall with SUPERBAD. Anyone know of something I'm missing?

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Had a great GIFT sketch rehearsal on Friday. Came in with some pitches and worked on some stuff from the last several weeks. Should be a great experience as from week to week we are going to have to update materials. Halloween stuff, and Election things will be out of date for example when we get past those days.

Also been working on some new scenes for the pilot. I basically threw everything out that I had because it was just too slow and long. Had a callback this week from a audition I had in June. For Centennial Wireless for sort of spokesman gig. Two spots, and non union, but still good stuff. The clients were in the room,and they seemed to enjoy my performance but sometimes u can't really tell because they just are being nice. Later in the afternoon I did get a call saying I was on their final list. I have not found out yet, but I'm guessing I will on Monday. Also got a call for a Healthy Choice spot filming in LA and directed by the director of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Maybe I can ride some streak of luck.

Also this week Rolling Stone is doing it's comedy issue. Check it out.

Nic Cage Fav 5.

2008-09-05T09:04:00.003-05:00

With the release of what looks like to be a bad BANGKOK DANGEROUS I thought I'd check out Nic Cage's film career with my favs...

5.THE ROCK-good old fashion action. b4 everyone knew how annoying Michael Bay is.

4.ADAPTATION-great movie, with two great performances by Cage.

3.FAMILY MAN-saccrine sweet, but in a good way. great movie for the masses.

2.RAISING ARIZONA-one of the many off the wall characters that he does phenominally.

1.LEAVING LAS VEGAS-one of my favs. i've seen this over 10 times. hilarious and heartbreaking.

Honorable Mention-MOONSTRUCK,FACE/OFF,and MATCHSTICK MEN. Special note that I have not seen RED ROCK WEST.

HARRISON FORD'S BEST

2008-09-02T17:50:00.003-05:00

Just recently watching WITNESS I've had Harrison Ford on my brain. So to rid him from my brain I've listed below what I think his five best movies have been. Now these are Harrison Ford staring movies so APOCOLYPSE NOW and AMERICAN GRAFFITI types are excluded. Also excluded are the STAR WARS trilogy and INDIANA JONES quartet. Including them would just make it too messy...

5. REGARDING HENRY-highly underappreciated and under seen.script by jj abrams

4.WITNESS

3.BLAD RUNNER-way way ahead of it's time, but im not as gaga as some

2.PATRIOT GAMES

1.FUGITIVE-this may be one of my favorite movies,whenever it's on I watch it.

Anything u think should be up there?

Not so Mad on Mad Men, Not So Rad-Fest, Who Whose Generation?

2008-09-02T17:14:00.003-05:00

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Caught the latest episode of Mad Men and I'm getting a little fatigue I think. It's just getting a bit too much heavy into sleeping around and losing what season one had going for it. The bubble that was about to burst on a generation, seeing the culture at the time, and the hanging story line of who Don Draper is. Most episodic dramas go through a lull mid season because basically they are stalling for what is the big 4-5 episode finish of the season. I feel confident that they will get back to form because I've seen glimpses and certain scenes have hit hard on many levels. For one the son telling dad, 'well then we need to find you a new dad', and the new exec putting his dog outside his Mahnhattan building to his demise because it is the last bit of leftover from his ex-wife. It was a Irish Setter, far too close to a golden retriever.

Saw a tv ad for RIGHTEOUS KILL today which is a movie that I'm very worried about. But in the sell they said, 'staring the two best actors of our generation.' Which flocked my feathers disagreeing with that statement. Not in the fact that they are great actors and two of the best ever, but that they are the best of this generation. They are both in their mid 60's and in the last 15 years have come out with mostly junk to make sure their kids have inheritance. Pacino junk includes 88 Minutes, Two For the Money, Simone, Any Given Sunday, and The Devil's Advocate (which was fun, but he played a yelling cartoon character). To his credit he has done GLENGARRY GLENN ROSS,HEAT,INSOMNIA,and ANGELS IN AMERICA. Deniro on the other hand has been much busier with toxicity like The Fan,Rocky and Bullwinkle,15 Minutes,Showtime,Meet the Fockers,and Hide and Seek. His goodness to the world in the last 15 years I say are CASINO,HEAT,JACKIE BROWN,and ANALYZE THIS. Still better than not, but I don't think we can include the greatness from the 70's in our generation. I think the movies are better, but not of my generation sadly. So who is of my generation the best actors? For this purpose I say age 50 and under...Tom Hanks(i think most would say him), Russell Crowe(not the mass amount of work, but before he is done i think he will), Sean Penn (many of his movies will last for a long long time even if they didnt do 100M box office wise), Daniel Day Lewis (shouldnt be on this list really cuz he hasnt worked enough), Denzel Washington (too many action movies in my opinion), Christian Bale (one of the youngens who i think will do amazing work) Leonardo Dicaprio( i think will be one of the greats of all time mearly because he is a good actor, and very good at picking projects.) So there that is.

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HOWIE RAD FEST YES! was sadly cancelled for the second week in a row because we could not get 5 people in the seats. It was Labor Day, but still sad. If anything maybe it will build a appetite to work again with no rehearsals and now the last two shows cancelled.

You Cheater, Rescue Me, and be my Witness.

2008-08-31T12:01:00.002-05:00

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Watched WITNESS starring Harrison Ford and directed by Peter Weir (Gallipoli,Truman Show,Fearless,and Dead Poets Society. About a Philly cop going and living in Amish country as he figures out a consipiracy and protects a young witness. It was done in 1984,and if you havent seen it, it's one of Harrison Fords best movies. I'm not counting the Harrison Ford action movies. He is still Harrison Ford of which who can emote, but there is a everyday man quality and a stern yet vulnerable side to him that fits in this movie. I wonder if this movie could get made today, there is no sex scenes, no major shoot em ups, but just the putting together of two cultures. A very beautiful movie done while not taking any shots at the amish way of life. And keep an eye out for a young Viggo Mortensen on his first movie. Highly recommended to rent.

Also watched a late night RESCUE ME of which i basically missed all of last season. It's one of my favorite one hour dramas on tv even if at times it can get a bit soap opery. Denis Leary is very underated. Smoke em if ya got em rar rar!

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very light in this for the day. Tsk tsk. I did record and watch part of CHEATERS which is a highly entertaining show. It almost makes fun of its self with its highly vain host, and over the top couples. I am doing research on this show for a pilot idea I have, of which I'm hesitant to talk to much about now i realize cuz someone could steal the idea. But probably even saying that it could be done, or maybe has already. It certainly could have been done cuz it's so ripe.

Son of Ranbow, Redbelt, and Hands the semi-finale

2008-08-29T21:30:00.002-05:00

IMPORT-Snuck in two movies this afternoon/evening thanks to me being lazy and not working out. The first was SON OF RANBOW which is a story of two english boys inspired by First Blood and set out to make a movie of their own. This movie reminds me of MILLIONS by Danny Boyle because both feature the imagination of kids in a way that is endearing and entertaining for any age. Featured two great actors in the leads,and even thought you mainly knew what was going to happen or what was probable the execution was on the money making it a totally satisfying movie. Give it a rent, and it's a good movie for many different types

The second film I watched was REDBELT written and directed by David Mamet. I enjoy Mamet, his words on the stage are always a pleasure to read. Some of his movies have been so so, and for a couple he seemed to be re-working the same story and idea. And his last movie I remember seeing with William H. Macy called EDISON was a waste of time. No offense. But this movie with its deeply satisfying ending, and hero's journey really left a imprint. A movie that I plan to suggest to many people. Found the Mamet way of laying out everything on the table which seems to have nothing to do with eachother, then twisting them all up in the second act, and in this case having the will of one person to have it unravel. The lead character is Chiwetel Ejlofor who is quickly growing to be one of my favorite actors. He has been in Inside Man, American Gangster, Children of Men, and the highly underated Talk to Me. This movie, and many of his others he carries himself with a quiet intensity never exposing his motions too much to over do. And in a interview Mamet compares him to Henry Fonda. Not bad, and doesn't make it surprising that he has six movies in post or pre-production. Check this out. Oh, and the subject manner is mixed martial arts which i am not a big fan of, but still this movie amplifies this subject matter and brings it to the heart and intention of the sport of jujitsu.

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Gift Sketch rehearsal was cancelled tonight which I'm fine with cuz I was a bit exhausted today after a late night HANDS show last night. It was the last of our six show run at Donny's Skybox at Second City. I think this was our best show of the six, but i did miss number five so maybe that was the one. Even though we didn't do sketch we really worked well with our idea, and didnt worry about who was in the audience like i think we did some weeks. The story with the audience was that the shows opening for us were high school kids, so much of the audience was friends of theirs and parents. Which doesn't really bother me a bit cuz fuck em they are seeing a comedy show at Secondy City. If they want a clean show go to Comedy Sportz or stay home and watch According to Jim. So it went really well and I hope with our desire to do a show at Sketchfest (minus Derrick Shipman cuz he will be on a boat) we really can buckle down and give it the commitment it needs and put up a really great show we are capable of. So mark it in your calenders for January.

Come Again,Hello New Friend, Where Are You?

2008-08-28T16:43:00.002-05:00

new adventures of old christine
little britain
rescue me
I remember in College saying that I never wanted to work in Television. Oh how you don't realize how willing you are for a job when you are older. I think most of it was knowing I wanted to be in comedy, and knowing that most of the sitcoms were not that good, and thus not creatively fulfilling. But at this time I could imagine no better job than working in TV, and the fall brings about a optimism for many reasons. Viewers get to find 'their new show', and catch up with the cliffhangers of last season, and the people in LA cross they're fingers for syndication, getting picked up, and high dvd sales. So without further adieu I bring you my list of intrigue, excitement, and intriment ( a combination of the two)

RETURNING SHOWS

PUSHING DAISIES-i did not get a chance to watch this show last year, and i don't think i would be a regular on this but defo want to check it out. NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE-after starting to watch this last year i got hooked and i think hands down this is the best traditional sitcom on tv right now, and of course it almost didnt come back. Julia Louis Dreyfuss and the guy who plays her brother Hamish Linklater are hilarious. 30 ROCK-has only gotten better. THE OFFICE-i think really is showing it's age,but is still enjoyable. CHUCK-i saw prob half of the episodes last year and thought it was fun. Zach Levi and his best friend on the show Joshua Gomez are a great one two. Also Adam Baldwin who is a 'oh that guy' actor. HEROES-looks like season 3 is taking a dark turn. IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA-may be my favorite show on tv. many of these episodes i could watch over and over again. DEXTER-i have only watched the pilot episode, but with all the people saying that i should start watching it I might now.

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GARY UNMARRIED-im interested in watching this, but i dont think this Jay Mohr show will last a whole season. WORST WEEK-i have personal ties to this show, and I hope it does well, and by the trailer it looks funny, but now will people watch? It's monday night time slot certainly will help. FRINGE-jj abrahms is the big draw. i know little what this show is about, but I do think Joshua Jackson has a good career ahead of him. KATH AND KIM-thursday time slot, again im interested, but dont think this Australian import will work. LITTLE BRITAIN USA-if you havent seen Little Britain go watch it now, its one of the best sketch shows in a long time. it does get repititious, but still stays funny. heavy on character work, and im excited to see how they work with American characters.

WHERE ARE YOU?

LOST-i know, i know not coming on till 2009 so they can run all the episodes one after another. RESCUE ME-screwed cuz of the writers strike, but i miss its FD drama mixed in with hilarity. FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS-yet again a writers strike booboo, and also the fact that it's very hard to write a whole batch of new songs after you burned through every song you've ever done in 10 episodes.

Do I Know You?

2008-08-28T16:24:00.003-05:00

I have recently been told and not for the first time I look like Cary Elwes. This is interesting, and brings me to thinking of other people who I've told I look like...Jim Carrey by many a people, but mostly when I was younger and a little more manic, David Boreanz who I think it's only because of the forehead, Andy Roddick but my ears are not that big but our eyes are slightly closer together than they should be. I wonder if his Mom drank in the third trimester too. Don't worry my Mom doesnt have a computer. Tim Robbins which I see the least, but my college professor told me I share acting qualities with him and that I reminded her of him. And Christian Bale, now don't jump off your rockers on this one. Even a casting director said this to me, I think its our mouths and they way we talk.

Now do tell who people have said that you look like.

Guilty Pleasure, and Fuck Proofreading.

2008-08-28T07:49:00.003-05:00

IMPORT-I was recently watching MATCHBOX 20 on storytellers and I forgot how good/bad they are. Semi-cheesy and popular which is the death for a lot of bands because 'music' fans drop them as being artists because 13 year olds in Omaha love them. So I really gave it a listen,and then listened to the cd's I had of theirs. I must say I like them, Rob Thomas is a talented song writer, and the do catchy songs that stick with you and probably mean something to you. I remember my freshman year in college was the year the first cd came out which featured the huge song 'Push'. So really give these guys a chance if you hadn't or listen to them again and realize how much better they are than they're one time rivals THIRD EYED BLIND.

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I just read one of my posts and it has numerous errors. I don't really have time to proofread, and to my knowledge my 4th grade teacher isn't reading this.(but if you are Mrs.Ghiardi i'm sorry) So for the time being, and for the most part in terms of this blog;fuck proofreading. I have no problem looking like a idiot because I am one. yeah for idiots!!

Norm being Norm,the Verve,and Nick Lachey

2008-08-28T07:27:00.004-05:00

IMPORT-Quickly tried to watch some of the talk shows tonight, one was Norm Macdonald on Leno, and the other was Dave Attell on Conan. Norm was funny after Jay stopped setting him up for all his gags and Norm went on trying to sell his house. I get how people don't like him, but I think he is funny. DIRTY WORK is one of my favorite cult comedies. I'm still not sure what I think about Attell. Insomnia the show he had on Comedy Central I enjoyed, and I still have not checked in with THE GONG SHOW because it looks stupid. I had to stop watching the interview because it was just set up after set up and that bores me, and something I hope Conan doesn't get in the habit of doing.

I also bought the new VERVE cd today. I only listened to the first two songs thus far, but i will keep u posted. I'm still listening to CONOR OBERST.

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Had a short trip to callback hell today. Well maybe not hell, but strangeland in the least. I had a callback which was great, and it was a great paying non-union which is great. I had a quirky funny audition that I thought I did well in, and I had some additions that I was bringing in for the callback, but...My character was changed from a construction worker to a dad with two daughters. And mind you the commerical is for cell phones so these girls im getting gifts for must be 13ish. And all the guys there were my age, so we all were popping out kids at about the age of 15 or 16. And the 'funny' part is we go into a store to ask St.Nick what to get. So in the audition im picturing sitting on Santas lap, but in the call back they say St. Nick is not St. Nick, but rather Nick Lachey of marrying Jessica Simpson fame. So it was a bit weird, and I don't think I did that well. Oh and they had little people (midgets,dwarfs,height challenged whatever) there as elves which I'm sure made them excited. Bring on the next one I guess.

Had our second and final WHARBLING THRUSH show tonight. It went very well again, audience enjoyed and the cast had fun. Very enjoyable doing this scripted work, and considering how quickly we put it on it's feet it turned out great. In reality this was probably our 5 rehearsal, and I can only imagine where we could have taken it further. I'm tempted to urge Adam to develop this idea more and see what else can be done with it. Adding a third dimension to these already fun characters,and i little more story arc along with set and I see no reason why u couldn't do a run of a satirical Oscar Wilde type show. So if you still read this Adam...I'll be your Huckleberry(thats from TOMBSTONE, watch it if you havent yet

******COOL MOVIE NEWS*******

The Pipers Alley AMC this month is playing old movies up on the big screen which i always enjoy to see. And this week is ANNIE HALL so if you've never seen it, or love it like i do maybe ill see you there. 10pm i think it's showing.

Re-member my lines, Re-writes, and Recount.

2008-08-26T21:32:00.002-05:00

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Watched a history channel show on Air Force One. Who knows maybe one day I'll get tapped to do the remake of the movie AIR FORCE ONE and it will come in handy. Other than that I was able to sneak in watching RECOUNT the hbo movie about the 2000 election between Al Gore and GW Bush. Done very well, quite suspensefull considering, and absolutely fascinating that it all really happened. Great cast lead by Kevin Spacey, and Tom Wilkinson (watch MICHAEL CLAYTON,one of my favs in recent years). Never really had an agenda behind this, and the story can be summed up by one of the last lines in the picture, 'did the best man win?' Makes you think beyond partisan lines, and beyond what you now feel about both of the candidates did we as a country do the right thing? It's worth watching, but only if you are interested in these types of movies. If you hold Transformers as the best movie of the decade nevermind.

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Ran lines for tomorrows WHARBLING THRUSH show so I don't forget them like last week. Also worked on some of the re-writes for LOST AND FIND which I'm feeling more and more comfortable with my scene ideas and how they could work. We also may have found someone to score the pilot which would be huge, but I'm not getting excited yet cuz it's not 100% yet. As is most of the things in this field.

Word to mothers.

Respect for PL Newman

2008-08-26T21:09:00.002-05:00

IMPORT/EXPORT-Maybe this is stretching the idea behind this 'blog' thing I'm doing, but I think Mr. Paul Newman should receive a thank you from a lot of people. So the best I can do for now is give him one from me, and maybe some will take note and be inspired to take action. For quite a while now I have had a fondness and respect for Paul Newman. Not only for his acting/entertainment purposes, but for donating $250 million dollars to children charites, starting camps around the world for ill children, being himself, and carrying himself personally and professional in a character upholding manner. Without going on and on I just suggest learning about Newman's Own the company and how it's profits have gone to charity, how he gave a shoulder to much of the hollywood lifestyle, and how he kept his personal life private. Paul has been married to Joanne Woodward since 1958. This month's Vanity Fair has an excellent article documenting much of his life,or check out at biography, or even his movies...THE HUSTLER,CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF,HUD,HARPER,COOL HAND LUKE,BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID,THE STING,ABSENCE OFMALICE,COLOR OF MONEY,THE VERDICT,NOBODYS FOOL,ROAD TO PERDITION,AND EMPIRE FALLS are my favorites.

So many of those early movies were about questioning authority as a outlaw or young man, and much of those as well as the later ones were about a person having character,morals,standing up,and doing what is right. I find that no coincedence as he often did the same in real life. I never made a list of things I wanted to do or accomplish in my life, but I often thought if I were to sit down and do one on that list was to shake Paul Newman's hand. No words needed just a handshake to say thanks. Old sayings often make truly don't make sense until you really experience them. And in this case the phrase, 'they don't make them like they used to' seems to fit.

Hey how are you dude/dudet.

2008-08-26T07:48:00.003-05:00

the dude
steve brule on tim and eric awesome show
absolutely no connection to any content of this blog.just a crazy fucking picture

IMPORT-Wow it's been a long time. You all look good. What have I been importing you ask, well THE PLAYER which was a sound film, but didnt give me a movie boner at all. Watched MAD MEN again, and they have begun to show backstory in the two years between seasons one and two. TIM AND ERIC show I'm beginning to lose interest in again, except for Steve Brule who I could watch all day long. Watched the trailer for NEW YORK I LOVE U. Which probably will end up being garbage sitting on a sidewalk in the city it loves, but they do cut together a nice trailer. Or at least the music tells me so, man music is so important in film.I'd elaborate, but I don't want to bore anyone further than what this currently offers. Really I have imported a lot more in the last week, but fail to remember. I must keep a list, and really I promise we will stay in contact more. Maybe we can do a lunch import/export. I will see you around for sure.

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Let's see...started writing a couple extra scenes we are going to use for LOST AND FIND. It needs to be sped up in terms of pace,music,editing. We are cutting it down to prob about 19 mins,a nd not just to do so, but that is what we estimate it will be after we cut scenes we deem uneeded. Also we had our first WHARBLING THRUSH show at the annoyance. It went great which was the consensus. I totally blanked on a line,and was about two seconds away from panic, but then tried to use it as a character studder because I was put on the spot by another character. But it was funny, and extremely fun to do, and we have one more show left this wednesday August 27 at 8pm at the Annoyance. And sadly last night we had a HOWIE! show cancelled because we only had one person in the audience. Again leaving out things here I'm sure, but I will be a better blogger to you all. And you all may be no one. I'm not sure. Not of existence im some sort of Matrix way, but if anyone actually reads this...

Leroi Moore 1961-2008

2008-08-20T09:52:00.002-05:00

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A band is never the same when a founding member is no longer with them. I'm glad to have seen DMB in concert eight times since 2001, but now know that even in the smallest bit it won't be the same.

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Condolensces to Leroi Moore's family, and the DMB family who will perform with a heavy heart this summer.

Tropic Thunder, Curbin Coogan, Olympics

2008-08-17T15:19:00.003-05:00

IMPORT- Went and saw TROPIC THUNDER feeling very excited from good word of mouth and reviews. I couldn't help having the feeling through the first 30 mins or so, 'ok now it's gunna start getting funny.' It's not a bad movie, and maybe my expectations were a bit too high. But much of the funny was in the trailers, and the rest is exactly what you would expect. Even the put on trailers in the beginning were nothing beyond draft one of a goofy trailer. Sadly it is yet probably the best comedy so far of the summer, but I have not seen Pineapple express, or Meeting Sarah Marshall. (which may be more springtime) I really would say wait for this on the day it comes out on dvd, but see something else at the movies. And as always don't listen to what the mentally handicapped have to say about the movies. If we did all we would watch are reruns of Life Goes On, and The Other Sister 7.

Also finished my CURB season six. A spiral downward a bit, and I hope that this next and supposed to be last has it go out like it should. Steve Coogan was one of the better episodes. Watch Steve Coogan, he's a phenominal english comic who has yet to really become a wide name here in the states. But for any comedian, or enjoyer of comedy especially the awkward sides watch KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE, and I'M ALAN PATRIDGE.

Also tried to watch WITNESS directed by Peter Weir and staring Harrison Ford, but those plans were intercepted by Michael Phelps and Dara Torres. But congrats to Phelps on breaking the record. Don't worry Mr. Spitz he will never have a mustache like that.

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Only thing I exported all day was about 5 viewings of LOST AND FIND and note taking. I must say the editing portion is quite enjoyable because so many discoveries are made. And making it better is that we have a very solid first cut along with many ideas and clear points to make it better. Also one more funny scene idea to punctuate it with. I'm very excited for the next month or so to have this in the final stages and be able to show this to audiences.

Rehearsal,Curb,Not This Dan Aho

2008-08-16T23:44:00.003-05:00

This is a car someother Dan Aho was selling. Not nearly as classy/cool as my Saturn SL-1, and now it has new brake pads and routers!
This is a dude name Dan Aho, and his wife Lori Aho. Not me, I have no adult experience on horses, but would enjoy the fun of doing so. Still that Dan Aho is not this Dan Aho.
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Had another rehearsal for the sketch show I'm doing at the Gift Theatre, and got to mix it up with another couple cast members. Even one more week we are honing in on what the show will be and how we can play around in the subject matter we are pursuing.

Also took some more notes on our rough edit on the pilot. A not so glamourous stage, but a highly impactfull one. Our attention to detail and putting on correct final touches I think will make this even better.

September Film Anticipation.

2008-08-14T12:11:00.003-05:00

So something that I'd thought I would start is a look into what is getting my film juices flowing. Here's a look at what is known as a slow month in releases, September...

HAMLET 2-great buzz,with Steve Coogan (watch Alan Partidge if u havent seen it yet)and has a song called 'rock me sexy jesus'...RIGHTGEOUS KILL-i think this may be a car wreck, but it's Deniro and Pacino. Oh and the thesbian known as 50 cent...GHOSTOWN-this may be a churned out piece of garbage, but it has Ricky Gervais to whom this point has done no wrong...TAKEN-great trailer, and has Liam Neeson staring in this dark looking movie...EAGLE EYE-shia lebouf, this has another great action packed trailer,and it doenst give away too much of the story...CHOKE-from the author who wrote Fight Club, and stars Sam Rockwell who if he wanted to could be a much bigger star by now. He is a great actor whose career I would take in a second.

All these trailers are available online, I recommend going to comingsoon.net.

The Line, A Jerk's Bday, and Dark Domestication.

2008-08-14T11:12:00.003-05:00

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It has been rather light the last couple of days. Did get a chance to watch THE LINE a webisodes series written by SNL's Bill Hader and Simon Rich. It was also directed by Seth Meyers from SNL. It was worked on during the writers strike and one of the first web productions done by Broadway Production Studios. It wasn't hilarious, but a good idea where only one location is used, and it had a bit of style put into it. Again not hilarious, but in 7 parts and 22 minutes of your time it's worth checking out.

Also for the first time in about a month I finally watched the DAILY SHOW and COLBERT REPORT. Before I just had so much stuff to watch I didn't have time to watch, these, but with November getting closer and closer it's time I find the time. I need a seperate day to watch all these shows come fall with premieres of new shows as well.

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Been going a bit audition crazy the last couple of days. The TNT movie which I havent heard back from yet, but with bigger projects it does take longer, and they were looking for about 30 roles to cast. Also have a commercial ad for Nashville Predators, and Sears in the next couple of days.

Lost and Find is still rolling along. Charley, Howie, and I will be showing it to three people each to gauge what it looks like through a virgin of Lost and Find's eyes.

Also did a bit of work on Dark Domestication last night. Having trouble with a couple of scenes, but overall I like the idea, and hope it doesn't balloon to too big of an idea.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE MARTIN #63!

As you get more developed(age), or at least myself can say that they people you look up to and hold in high regard tends to change. Michael Jordan I still respect, Jim Carrey I still enjoy, but Steve Martin in many fashions has been someone I, and I hate to use the word, but idolize. He writes brialliantly, plays(Picasso),novellas(shopgirl,pleasure of my company), and even his latest memior (Born Standing Up) was brilliant. He was the first comic to be a rock star and sell out Madison Square Garden, he is a accomplished banjo player, best selling comedy cd's, and has an Oscar nomination for his short film called The Absent Minded Waiter. He also has a degree in Psychology, and is just a smart and talented guy. Oh, and wait he does movies. Sure yes, I know what your thinking he did some not so great stuff in the 90's, but if you look overall at his highlights it's pretty amazing...The Jerk,All of Me,Three Amigos,Roxanne,Planes Trains and Automobiles,Dirty Rotten Scoundrels,Parenthood,LA Story,Spanish Prisioner,and Bowfinger. There is alot more, but I think those are the must sees, keep an eye out because many of those he also had written. He can play dumb, he can play smart, and he also is a great physical comedian. I feel like even after all of that I'm leaving something out. Salute to you Mr. Martin, and one day I hope to shake your hand.

Alzheiming, Some Things, I love Mashed Potatoes.

2008-08-12T20:50:00.004-05:00

this is some dude named Daniel Aho from MA. I rather sure I'm a much better Dan Aho than him. If he disagrees I challenge his to one on one basketball. Eat it Daniel Aho(the one pictured above)
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Well since I waited too long I forgot much of what I imported on Monday. I did watch TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW! And it was the best one I've seen yet. More sketch, even though it's quick, and less just weird stuff that's not pushing as many envelopes as thought. Where did that term come from anyway, was there some bad ass who would just push envelopes against the catholic church's wishes back in the 1480's. Seriously, and airplane food, am I right?

And I did watch MAD MEN. Watch this fucking show already, it's great shit. I want to be on it, literally.

And today I have imported Jack and Shit. Madden came out today, I'm dying without it, but have to wait and see how much my brakes are to fix. blah blah blah.

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Had a HOWIE! radfest show last night. Not as good as our recent shows, had a weird energy in the place. I think the audience enjoyed it even though we could see the holes in our work. I had five peeps come out and they said it was funny, and they would come back. So the proof is in the pudding they made and came out of their mouths in words. Regergatated pudding is the best way to register a audience's reaction at a show of comedy.

Also had the audition for the TNT Cuba Gooding Jr. movie called GIFTED HANDS. Really short audition, and they only had me do it once hopefully seeing how good of a Cardiothorasic Surgeon I am.

And saw the first edit of LOST AND FIND the pilot tonight!! Very excited and nervous to see it for the first time. Very happy with it and all who worked on it. I think it plays with integrity and the tone of the world where it exists. It is not over the top and sitcomy like a Three and a Half Men. It really operates by these characters and the story they are in. Which is much better than a bunch of disjointed jokes with a story that doesnt work. My biggest worry was that the story doesn't make sense, but gladly that is no longer a worry. Some more editing to do, music to find, some minor shots to do and that will take us to the next step. No timetable yet on premiere dates, but you can bet your bippy I will let you know when I know. If you do not have a bippy feel free to borrow the neighbors and bet on theirs. Or the Bippy store on Belmont and Broadway is open till 11 on weekdays.

Kenny v. Spenny, Sunny in Philly, Show Me the Part.

2008-08-11T07:58:00.003-05:00

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I've heard of the show KENNY V.SPENNY,and I think it was recommended to me by someone, so when I saw the dvd was coming out I put it on my loved netflix 'q'. To my suprise Comedy Central was playing a bunch of episodes on it's secret stash, so I recorded them and watched 'em. The show was very funny at first,and is basically two canadian dudes competing in stupid shit like 'smelliest fart,and who's the first to get a boner'. And then the loser has to do a humiliation, for example a human bede on the other. Quickly you can see that much of the competition is staged which totally takes about 76.85% of the fun away. Check out one or two that look interesting to you,and just skip the rest.

Also watched HARD EIGHT which I mentioned before by Paul Thomas Anderson. It was his first film,and you can tell a bit by the heavy characters, possible over dialougue, and semi lack of production due to dough issues. Still it was alright, you could see somewhat where this was going, and I could have used a little more on Sam Jackson's character as well as Gwentyth Paltrow. These are some screwed up people and learning more about them and delving further I think could have made a more interesting movie. I really like his movies because he deals with screw ups so well, and visually he's interesting without over doing it. Put this on the rent list, but don't rush out to get it, but if you like his other films then you should check out his first.

Also watched some IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA which really may be my favorite show on tv at the moment. 30 Rock runs close, and I think The Office has lost much of it's steam, but this consistently makes me laugh out loud. I'm highly anticipating the season 3 dvd,and the new season starting in September. I watched the episode 'Swee Dee Dates a Retard' mostly because I wanted to hear the song "Day Man". These guys came out of no where with this show,and have been able to make it what they want, much thanks to fx i would say. Because this show would never make it to network, and if it did they would make it horse shit. Check out full episodes on hulu.com. I love hulu.com. Also on the site is footage of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at ComicCon via Conan O'Brien.

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Spent a good chunk of time reading a script for a audition I have on Tuesday. It's for a TNT movie staring Cuba Gooding Jr who plays a inspiring childrens heart doctor. So i read it got to know the story and tone, and I'm glad I did. So now I feel better prepared to play the unnamed Cardiothoracic Surgeon and understand his motivation to give up his blood to save the siamese children. It sounds super corny, but the real life guy has a pretty amazing story. And if anyone knows what a 'torqula' is please let me know. Even google can't tell me.

Sketch On The Brain, Vantage NoPoint, and Exportless.

2008-08-10T18:01:00.003-05:00

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With Friday nights sketch rehearsal on the brain, and a zeroing on what the show will be I wrote down some scene ideas, and then watched some old short lived shows. Thanks to the amazing hulu.com I watched some of the late 90's DANA CARVEY SHOW. It lasted only a year, and lost many of it's sponsors because of sketches like Bill Clinton breastfeeding cats, and skinheads from Maine. Much of the problem was that this show was on during the early evening hours if I'm correct. What's great is that it still holds up today, and makes you remember that Dana Carvey is a talented guy. Not only in performing, but finding talent as well. His core cast is made up of Chicago trained people, Robert Smigel, Steve Carell, and Stephen Colbert are the main trio. I also saw a very young Louis C.K. Check it out on hulu.com, or it's also available on netflix watch now.

Another sketch show that flows from the improv world was EXIT 57. It's much harder to find, but some scenes are available on youtube. As far as I know this is not available on dvd as of now. This show ran on comedy central for two years in the mid 90's, and really fits in with the best of sketch and the talent involved. Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, Mitch Rouse, and Stephen Colbert head the cast. Much of it was also directed by Mick Napier, and during it's run picked up some Cable Ace awards. These two shows along with Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, and Mr. Show really show the best of what the 90's had for sketch. Which makes me think, what has there been this decade? Besides SNL, and the barely mentionable MadTV. Makes me think with the cyclical entertainment world that we live in that sketch is due for another upswing. However by no means did these shows meet the masses, but they really showed what these comedians/actors could do, and gave them a chance to do it. Now who's next,and when?

I took in a movie as well, VANTAGE POINT. Really bad, don't see this at the movie, dont by it on dvd, dont rent it on dvd, dont buy on demand, i think all copies should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for torture purposes. I thought there would be more to this. The whole gimmick of vantage points is distracting to the story. Well if there was a story, they had chances and even mentioned possible points to any of this. They basically just gave each character one vague thing that motivates them and went off with their little idea. Really suprising that this script could float to whatever top it floated to. Too bad because they ruined a cast of William Hurt, Matthew Fox, and Dennis Quaid. I have no idea what Forest Whitaker was thinking besides paying off a mortgage. Goes with the trend that the first movie after a oscar nom is going to be a horrible reward for doing great work for no pay. I think I've said my peace on that.

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Sadly none. Took some scene ideas, but that hardly counts for much. I'm slowly dying waiting to get Final Draft for my new computer. I suppose I could write on a pad of paper with a pen, but that just seems barbaric. I mean I'm a Mac owner now.

Can This Be Over Now?

2008-08-09T18:48:00.002-05:00

Please someone second my motion to end Matthew McConaughey related jokes. The stoner, shirt off,bongo drums,shitty movies,and impressions have hit a all time level. This reminds me much of the Chuck Norris humor train. Which credit goes to Conan for showing old clips of Texas Ranger to which comics took note seeing comedy in dem der hills. Soon that hill was mined in shows,quotes, t-shirts, and then watered down by suburban white kids, and people of age who don't get out much thinking they've found a cool new pop culture thingy.

MM has hit the same level. Talk shows have him down, the Mm impression has been going for a while, and now the commoners on the street are cracking jokes.

So please dearest comics finish up with what you have in your MM gold pan and let's move on.

I know, I know, it is funny, but credit goes to the person who finds the next thing.

No, not David Hasselhoff either.

Late Night Look Overs, My Boys=Schlock,Sketchin It Up.

2008-08-09T18:18:00.002-05:00

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Watched BATMAN:MASK OF THE PHANTASM which has been billed by Netflix as the best Batman movie exluding the recent re-do's. I was skeptical, but excited to import this. It really backed it up I must say, especially since it was done in 93. Very good story, with some turns, compelling character issues going on, the animation i've seen, but the direction was done very well. I highly recommend checking this out. My envy grows with the gig of the guy who does the voice of Batman as he does the voice for all of the Batman cartoons. And for those who don't know Luke Skywalker/Mark Hamill is the voice of the Joker, and does a great cackle.

Also watched CRAIG FERGUSON and JIMMY KIMMEL who had some of the Tropic Thunder fellas on. These two guys I don't think get the credit they are due. Who would have really thought that they would have lasted this long. There is such a small audience who are up for these shows, and most of them watch the staples just because. Please skip Leno, and give these two a chance. Both along with writing staff are doing good stuff, and Ferguson is so entertaining as a host playing along with all of his guests. Dvr and give em a chance. Ferguson in some part of my mind would make a better 1130 slot guy than Conan would.

Watched this seasons last episode of MY BOYS last night as well, and it's turned me against it again. 1.Who didn't see the ending coming 2.Who really cares when it gets this plotty 3.Who is compelled by their relationship, if you trying to do a Ross and Rachel, build it up to it. Most of the times I could look past such things, but other issues compounded it. Whoever wrote this episode and/or who over sees the writing should get a stern talking to for lameness and joke stealing. First was a old joke where the red haired goofy guy says 'Who has two thumbs and got laid last night...(points to himself)...this guy. Lame shit, sure they could pawn it off saying it's not meant to be funny but to show about who this character is. Bullshit, it's just lame. Second was the same character trying to impress a girl saying he built his house in Breckenridge out of one piece of wood, this is from Meet the Parents! Owen Wilson's character claims he built the alter out of one piece of wood. Ridiculous, my head almost exploded when I heard it.

Also watched some trailers, one of which stuck out in my mind. APPALOOSA a western coming this fall directed and co-wrote by Ed Harris, starring himself, Viggo Mortensen,Renee Zellwegger, and Jeremy Irons. I'm not a western geek, but this in the same style and tone of The Unforgiven spark an interest.

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Had a packed in 4 hour rehearsal last night for a sketch show I'm involved in with THE GIFT THEATRE. It's artistic director Michael Patrick Thorton, and one of the original Compass Players Sheldon Patinkin are directing us. Only four of us there last night, but went over that the show is going to be holiday based, did some acting exercises, and got to play some scenes. Lots of comittment for this is needed, but I'm looking forward to working with this group and having this sketch show grow.

Favre Saga, Thrush of Hands, and Happy B-Day.

2008-08-08T07:51:00.003-05:00

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Really have not been able to Import too much. Mostly have been keeping up with the sad case of Brett Favre. Watched the press conference yesterday, and I hope he does well but it's not going to be the same. I mentioned in a previous blog that I would be rooting for the Bears, and I still don't think I can do that, but I won't be hoping the Packers take on my Steelers in the Super Bowl like I do every year.

Also caught up on some late night talk shows in which some of them I could not watch because of the horrible interviews that Jay Leno conducts. The one in particular was with Jack Black, who is a entertaining guest to watch most of the time. Well he was plugging Tropic Thunder having just been on the show recently for Kung Fu Panda. And Jay basically asked some of the same canned questions even sighting the previous time he was there. Nothing interesting, all boring, and really going no where. The worst is when he has a stand up type there and all he does is set them up for the next bit after knowing what's happening after doing a pre-interview. From what I know Letterman doesn't do pre-interviews and asks real questions that make him seem like he is interested and tries to have a bit of fun with most. Even Conan who doesn't enter journalistic stlye like Letterman exudes excitement and makes it enjoyable to watch. Nice guy,and hard working is Mr. Leno, but I don't understand why he has won the ratings for the last 8 years.

I have a stack of Netflix to watch this weekend, one is called SYDNEY or HARD EIGHT and it's Paul Thomas Anderson debut film (Boogie Nights,Magnolia,There Will Be Blood). It stars a much younger John C. Reilly, and Gwenyth Paltrow. I'm quite interested to see this one. Also VANTAGE POINT(bla), and BATMAN:MASK OF THE PHANTASM which is supposed to be great stuff.

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Had a couple of WHARBLING THRUSH rehearsals this week. Slowly coming along with time twindling down. Feels like I'm clammed up a bit with this, but feel confident once we get things down I'll be able to roam and discover more. Having hard time figuring out who my character is, what he is doing, and what journey he is on motivational wise. I think we have solid funny bits set and ready, and all we got left is finding the spine of the piece.

HANDS had our third show last night. All improv again, and it went well I think. Some fun things were discovered. I think we are figuring out a bit more of how eachother performs in front of an audience, and hopefully that will help when/if we get another shot at doing a sketch show.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DUSTIN HOFFMAN #71

One of the most interesting, successfull, and enjoyable actors we've had in the last 35 years. Musts are The Graduate,Midnight Cowboy,Marathon Man,Lenny,All The President's Men,Kramer v. Kramer,Tootsie,Rain Man, and recents Runaway Jury,Stranger Than Fiction. The latter I think will hold up well in the years to come. Hard to believe he is 71, his youthfull nature gives great perspective on choices in acting and in life.

Screw You Ted Thompson.

2008-08-05T20:50:00.004-05:00

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I may be taking a minor leap, but it sure seems like your the dillweed who just had the biggest hand in blowing off the Packert most beloved player, and talented player. 3 time mvp, super bowl champ, consecutive game holder. Really good decision, I know that if Aaron Rodgers was behind center last year you would have won the Super Bowl. Nevermind that the quarterback you may or may not have rushed into retirement has given everything he had, playing with injurys, loss of family members, and defining what a teammate, and role model is. Sure his coming back was a inconvienience, this happens. And sure you wanted to make sure he was committed to playing, but the way you have handled this with tampering charges, potential leaked stories, and worst off what was a buyout to walk away. I've kept this short. I really don't know too much about you, but what I've heard thus far and in the last year or so is bad. It really leaves me to side with Brett Favre. He has the years behind him, and even though he made mistakes he came out and admitted it. I don't expect the same from you, to admit to this mistake, and in turn you can expect me to root for for the Bears this year. Sorry Dad.

Tim and Eric, Bob Odenkirk, and HOWIE!

2008-08-05T08:12:00.004-05:00

TIM AND ERIC
BOB ODENKIRK
HOWIE MANDEL as i like to remember him, funny and not hosting deal or no deal. i actually shared a stage with him once. ask me to tell the story sometime. What fun!

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Watched the new episode of Mad Men. Keeps plugging along, and getting more interesting as it's using the changing 60's culture as a driving force of the show.

Also watched TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB! I watched the dvd of it priorly and wasnt totally impressed by it, but I gave it another try dvr'ing off of cartoon network. It certainly goes outside of the norm, but someones, and I think too often just goes for weirdness. It a nice break once and while but seems like they do it like they are going to the well a bit too often. I enjoyed this one probably more so than the others I watched. Baby Clowns, and the game name things that arent jackie chan made me pee slightly. (toothpaste, this couch, ah ah Jackie Chan)

Which brings me to Bob Odenkirk, who I think for the general public and perhaps many comedians gets a lack of attention. He works with Tim and Eric, and has a list of really inventive and ground swelling history of funnies behind him. Of course Mr. Show which may be one of the greatest sketch shows ever (right up there with SNL, Sid Ceaser, and whatever Sonny and Cher did). Also TOM GOES TO MAYOR,writer for SNL,CONAN,actor/writer BEN STILLER SHOW,dir/actor RUN RONNIE RUN,and the upcoming DAVID'S SITUATION. And his roles on shows like Seinfeld,Curb,Larry Sanders,Arrested Development, and more show he is a go to guy. Bob has also directed four features. He is someone I really look up to, and want to emulate what he's been able to do. Three cheers for Bob!

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Took what I think we're giant steps forward in my batman satire DARK DOMESTICATION. Instead of making it just a one joke thing Ive been trying to make it just a different story line of Batman just like the comics do. The goal is three parts 5 minutes a piece trying to discover what Batman would be like if he was no longer needed, and acted like a old high school star athlete who still wears his lettermans jacket 20 years after the fact. (in Batman's case his mask)And now since I've been working on it I've really grown to hate my first draft. So glad we didnt hop on that draft and film. Very little is being kept of it, and now I only need to work on act's 2 and 3 of the story.

HOWIE! had a show last night as well as part of RADFEST YES 2! Our shows have been super fun lately, and it continued tonight. We have had great energy with our shows no matter the size of the crowd,and we have been doing well mixing it up a bit too in terms of energy. Super fun playing, and our warm ups are equally as fun. I really hope in the future HOWIE! gets a chance at a run at IO, or doing some sketch, festivals, etc. Cuz I think with just some tinkering and minor direction on what our form can do we can really fall into a groove for us as performers, the audience, and improv artistes. Which I think you must appease all three of those to really please the gods of humor.

Say hello to your moms.

A Shout Out for John C. Reilly

2008-08-04T07:32:00.003-05:00

Usually I like to give shout out to lesser known actors, but he probably was lesser known just one short year ago. One of those actors with a recognizable face, but the name couldn't fall from the tip of the tongue. But lately with STEP BROTHERS,TALLEDAGA NIGHTS, and WALK HARD(in my opinion very underated) he has risen to show how much of an actor he is.

First off he's a Chicago guy, trained at Depaul and theatres around the area, and was plucked by Brian DePalma for CAUSALTIES OF WAR. His credits from there on include HOFFA,WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE,BOOGIE NIGHTS(rent this),THE THIN RED LINE(rent this if u like war movies),FOR LOVE OF THE GAME(rent this if u like baseball flics),MAGNOLIA(rent this),GOOD GIRL,CHICAGO(hated this,but he got oscar nom for it),THE HOURS,THE AVIATOR, GANGS OF NEW YORK(rent this,pretend cameron diaz is not in it.)PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION, and THE PROMOTION which I have not seen, but heard its funny.

Now getting his billing in starring roles he has been able to do comedy, drama, carried movies, and filled in with great supporting work. Directors he has worked with is equally impressive. Brain DePalma, Thomas Anderson, Martin Scorcese, and Robert Altman. In one blip that I read he has been called the modern day Gene Hackman. I hope they don't ever remake The French Connection, but if they ever did something like it I hope they would go to the modern day Popeye Doyle. What a great name, Popeye Doyle.

Shouting out John C. Reilly.

Dr. Horrible, The Bank Job, Sunday Morning Shootout.

2008-08-03T21:20:00.002-05:00

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The lazy weekend comes to a close this evening. It was well needed, the cold I had has gone, and I'm ready to get some shiznitz done this week. But with a lazy weekend comes some good importation. I finally viewed DR. HORRIBLE'S SING ALONG BLOG which lives up the the internet video hype. Very good idea, done on the cheap during the writers strike headed b Joss Whedon who really knows no genre limitations. He's done Buffy, Firefly, and directed episodes of the office as well. It's a three act thingy which u can view for free on hulu.com , or u can buy it on itunes.

THE BANK JOB i headed into with good expectations because of word of mouth. Very entertaining, interesting, and good old fashioned heist movie. Go rent it now I say, and check out the docu extra about the actual real life bank job it was based on. Dirty deeds.

Also going to watch this mornings episode of SUNDAY MORNING SHOOTOUT on amc. It's hosted by two hollywood producers and they basically talk about the busniness and have some artist guest that they speak with. It is definitely slanted more to the business side of movies, but i still find it interesting, and these two 'Peters' have been in movies for probably at least 50 years combined so they have a lot to say and give plenty of opinions.

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Not a damn thing really. Messed about on my new computer, and listened to bits of the two comedy cd's i recorded in college. Some of it made me laugh, some of it showed promise, and some of it was awful. I was probably 22 when i did that, and it sort of makes me feel I've had not too much self accomplished since then. Too much waiting on the hand of others I think. Waiting to get cast, get put on things, waiting, waiting, waiting. I hope the pilot comes out well. This coming year I'm going to take more of the reins, have to be less quiet. I want to write a sketch show, finish another film script, want to develop another pilot idea, do a ton more shorts, and direct.

Step Brothers, To Live and Die in LA, and Whardling Thrush.

2008-08-02T17:45:00.003-05:00

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Still catching up with MAD MEN, still good, still enjoying, and as with most shows it really gets interesting with the last few episodes of the season. Two left for me then I start on season two. What I'm finding really interesting is how all the characters really change themselves to who they are around. Really show the dicotomy of people and maybe especially of that era somewhat. Still present as we all act different if we are with are parents or our peers. People of different income, background, or beliefs. We really change how we act and in many ways who we are.

I finally also got to see STEP BROTHERS today. I was very excited and thinking that this was a guarantee of the summer comedies. Well sadly it's not. Sure parts were funny, but overall it was not very good. That's two bad ones for Mr. Ferrell with this and SEMI-PRO. And as for Chicago's John C. Reilly I head and shoulders enjoyed WALK HARD more. For this and the last it seemed like they offered very little in terms of script. Not saying that ANCHORMAN, or TALLEDEGA NIGHTS were oscar worthy, but they offered basic obstacles for the characters to which they had a desire. This did not, it didn't have nothing rolling forward for the audience even to partially put interest in. This movie and INDIANA JONES are my disapontments of the summer.

Also just got done watching TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA. Really holds up well for being 23 years old. William Friedken knows how to do gritty cop tales, and car chases. And watch it to check out a young William Petersen (CSI). Besides the cheesy 80's music in attempt to sell what was then records, it is a really good movie.

I'm trying to figure out a way to sort of rate these movies I see. Something quick to give an overall impression, because I could become exhaustive with these typed words and I don't want to. It's hopefully going to evolve to something but for now...wait for Step Brothers on dvd, rent Mad Men now, and check out To Live and Die in LA. Well that sucks. Oh Well.

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Had a rehearsal for the newly titled 'Wharbling Thrush' show I'm doing at the ANNOYANCE THEATER at the end of the month. It's going to be a twenty minute play developed via improv. Ours is a english setting in the time of Oscar Wilde. Great fun so far, and last night we seems to solidify the first scene. Getting to the nitty gritty time as we are about three weeks away. Show details to come down the line.

Fake News Guilt, Robot Chicken, and Hands the sequel.

2008-08-01T07:39:00.002-05:00

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I feel bad lately cuz i've just been erasing the Daily Show and Colbert that my DVR so faithfully records. I just don't have the time to watch everything I guess. I mean I still have one episode of SNL season one to watch, and ive had it for 18 months already. Plus a Paul Newman movie from the box set, and STRANGER THAN FICTION that i just bought. The fall is going to be tough trying to select what of the new shows to watch, and worse which to watch regularily. The OFFICE, 30 ROCK,SCRUBS,ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, AND LOST are my not miss shows. I fell off the CHUCK train, to which I want to get back on however, and I never got a chance to watch PUSHING DAISIES. WORST WEEK from CBS is a new one I want to watch, I actually auditioned for the lead role, and have a semi connection with the creator.

I didn't really watch too much yesterday, watched some of the talk shows, and stopped halfway through a ROBOT CHICKEN. I've watched them on dvd and enjoyed some, but I think just the heavy pop culture stuff without a lot of good jokes kind of bores me. The Star Wars Robot Chicken is one I'm looking forward to on Netflix however.

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Rostered the upcoming short ideas I have trying to figure out which are the most ready to go. A Batman satire, Harris and Hamlin, Sexy Oatmeal, beating up a baby are just some of the ideas. Also had our second HANDS show tonight at Donny's Sky Box. We tried some sketches out, 3 in fact, and they went pretty well for the first time being up. Some of the them didnt hit the nail on the head and need to be shortened, but got good response. Then we did about 15 minutes of improv. A step in the right direction.

Thank you Pudge.

2008-07-31T08:25:00.002-05:00

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I do import a lot of sports, much more these days than I export. I really miss playing baseball, and softball a bit. But the great thing is that you can kind of live through what you can't do anymore with your favorite teams and players. I grew up a Tigers fan, and wanting to wear the number 3 of Alan Trammell. ( who I would love to run into here in Chi being he's the Cubbies bench coach) They won the World Series when I was five, which made me too young to be aware of, but I watched the old Beta tapes of the games growing up. I was old enough to see them lose to the Twins in '87,and was allowed to stay up late to watch games when Gibby, and then Cecil were hitting homers. Then came the late 90's and one of the worst teams in baseball. After many years management decided to spend some money and were looking for someone to help turn around the franchise. That player was Ivan Rodriguez, he was no longer the Pudge of the Texas days, but he brought credibility, some wins, and more free agents to help restore the roar. So I thank thee Pudge. You have had your up's and down's in D town, but you left us better than we were when we came in.

Mad Men, and Men Acting Mad aka HOWIE!

2008-07-31T08:10:00.003-05:00

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I've caught up on some tv lately with MY BOYS, and FACTORY. Still so so with MY BOYS, and enjoying FACTORY, but it needs some through story soon. They are using the young girl staying with Smity a bit which is great cuz it just means more Dave Pasquesi. Who is really showing how good improvising can work with acting. It is a tough thing to do in film, you must know your character, know where u can fit improv in, and always keep in mind the story/structure comes first.

Also have finally finished disc 2 of season one of MAD MEN. One more disc to go and then I can get caught up with season two premiere that was on this sunday. I really enjoy the rapid watching of tv that dvd offers, but i also enjoy keeping up with the tv jones'.

I'm dying to see STEP BROTHERS while on the topic of keeping up with the jones'. I think it will have to wait till this weekend though.

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Been keeping it easy,and resting up mostly the last couple days. Taking notes on all the short ideas I have so I can start writing those. Getting word on the pilot from Charley, who says it's looking good, and he's still laughing at bits of it. I'm trying to think of what is going to get cut already cuz I know some of it's going to have to go. I think it will be okay cuz the story and funny will have to stay, and if some bits dont work out it's for the better.

Also had two HOWIE! shows on Monday night. First off was 8pm, and it was a good ole two man show with Adam Schwartz and I. First time we have done a two man together, and remaining on my hit list for two man shows are Howie, and Neal. Everyone else in the group I've done one with. It was a blast, we played real fast and fun, and the audience enjoyed it, and we ran off the stage smiling. I really like two or three person shows cuz it doesnt give me time to think off to the sides. I have to always be active and go with what pops in my head. And that's what I need. The we had a 10pm show with the only person missing was Sweats Leveski. Another good show, this one went real 'blue', but once it did we really went for it. Canadian buttholes,multi racial breats, and doritos in females. Which I'm sure it makes you feel like you missed out, but you can come next Monday at 10pm at the Playground and see us in the RAD FEST YES 2!

Forever and One Day

2008-07-28T07:57:00.004-05:00

the dark knight

'lost and find'
July 28th 2008

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Well I'm stretching the limits of my memory for this now, but I do remember watching the DARK KNIGHT which was awesome. This movie I really want to see again, I thought it was so much more complex and interesting that BATMAN BEGINS, which I also thought was great. It stretched a bit near the end as it kept unraveling, but with a great movie can you really complain that it's too long when you are enjoying it. My opionion is no. I think I watched some more of MAD MEN since the last post, and kept up with FACTORY which my fondness of its oddity is growing stronger. Hmm, what else...I've also been catching Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly on the late night shows. And I feel fine about Jay Leno leaving. I just hope Conan doesnt have to change too much with the new time slot, and I think Jimmy Fallon may be best suited for a chat show. Dave is going no where, and thats good because he really is the only who can do a interesting interview. I really think thats it over the last week or so since I've posted.

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This past week has been the heaviest export in a while. Started with two HOWIE shows last monday at THE PLAYGROUND THEATRE. Both of them were three man shows, and we're super fun. Thursday we had our first HANDS sketch show, for which we had no sketches for. So we decided to improvise, and it went rather well considering.

And the entire weeks free time was spent getting props and costumes for the LOST AND FIND pilot we shot this weekend. Which brings me to friday which was the first day of shooting. Met our AD and DP, Chad and Ryan who were great professional, friendly, and supportive guys. Two long days followed of shooting, trying to fit people in with schedules,make sure we had things covered, and ensure that we did a sound job. Many thanks go out to Pam, Michael, and Daniel for them sacrificing their places for us to shoot in. Charley has looked at some of the footage and says it looks good, and all the cast seemed to enjoy themselves and certainly brought more than was just on the page. I look forward to seeing some footage in the coming weeks, and down the road having some showings for it. And if we are graced by the sitcom gods maybe something happens from this. It was mornings waking up at 430 am, but I'd much rather wake up for that than wake up for my day job. Outzies.

Factory, Mad Men, Hands =Testosterone

2008-07-15T08:01:00.003-05:00

The cast of FACTORY and Jimmy Carane

HANDS=steven,derrick,neal,I,howie taking pic

July 14, 2008

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Caught up with FACTORY from spike tv on the ole dvr. I really hope this show gets picked up. I like it, the more and more I watch it the more and more I like it. It's funny, every character in it has something, and they are all Chicago guys. So I root for it, I hope Spike keeps it going, but I have really no idea how the ratings are. Mitch Rouse is a name not to commonly thrown around in the talks of Chicago improvisors who are out there doing it. But if you do a bit of background on him he has really does some amazing work, and has had his hands in the creation of a lot of it. Dave Pasquesi as well is someone on this show and on stage who is fun too watch. And last nights episode had some found pot on the work floor so some investigators/counseluers were brought in to find out whose it was. During a speech there was a sign in the background reading 'dont do drugs' and on it a large picture of Del Close.

The show MAD MEN is one that I heard of for quite a while. I held of watching it because I wanted to watch it from the beginning. So i got the blu ray disc, thats right blu ray, and watched the first episode last night. The style is great, the 60's era gives a unique spin on the ad men, and especially that they are trying to get people to buy cigarettes. The time period is something that almost feels like it was on another planet, doctors smoking, male/female relationships, drinking on the job, and more! Where is my time machine? I'm still not sure if I'm going to get the rest of the discs, but I have a feeling after I finish the episodes I have I'll want to. Definetely worth checking out to absorb it, and it is good writing.

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Spent time with the LOST AND FIND script last night, and I think I unlocked a couple more moments for me to use. Next step is memorizing fully as we are headed into the home stretch before filming begins.

HANDS had a late night rehearsal tonight as well. And after this two more rehearsals before our first show. Thankfully we made some strides forward to what and how we may do things for the show. May have a potential opening, some transition ideas, and really got a good grasp on one scene last night. I'll keep the details fuzzy in case u wanna come see a show. We may have also set a goal in sight as well. Setting this run and future mini runs and rehearsals as experimental ground to develop material for next years sketch fest. Which would be great to be a part of that, and something to look forward to. HANDS!

In Addition...

2008-07-14T08:26:00.003-05:00

July 13, 2008
I left out our HOWIE rehearsal which I had last night. It's been a couple few weeks since out last, and we had a guest coach last night. Alex Fendrich sat in last night as Jet is out of town. Was very interesting to get his notes on our form and make us think a bit differently and notice comfort zones we fall into. For instance me and characters. For some reason I find things better when im doing voices or something a bit physical. My mother drank when she was pregnant with me. That probably is a good explanation.

Family Guy, Reahersal, and busy Sunday

2008-07-14T07:17:00.002-05:00

JULY 13, 2008

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I really got no chance to important anything today. Getting home at 11:30pm I started to watch a dvr'd FAMILY GUY, but it bored me so I deleted it and went to bed. I've given it multiple chances, and remember enjoying it before, but I can take all the references. For those ardent fans out there, has it slipped in recent years?

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My entire day was spent on export which is great, but also tiring. 10am started rehearsal for LOST AND FIND our tv pilot with Howie, Charlie, and at 12:30 our female lead TRACY joined us. Got to dig into as actors for the first time, and find intention, and interaction between the characters. Then at about 3:30 we went out and about in Chicago to look for locations. We need two good exteriors, and two apartments. Luckily, and gratefully to the location gods we found the places and are ready to go in that aspect. And Thanks to those whose apartments we are using. With the locations nailed down, and money seeming to be there, it's only getting the actors together for rehearsals being the big thing left. Yesterday seemed vital to rehearse because it will save us immense amounts of time on the days we film.

Hightailing it home I got a change of shirt, and a couple pieces of food before going to the ANNOYNANCE for rehearsal on the period piece im working on. At that point I was rather spent and had a hard time coming up with the Oscar Wilde like wit. And I was stepping into a group that had one rehearsal without me which I was worried about trying to fit in rather than disrupt what they had established. The good thing was that I felt moments here in there that I know where to leap from. And after a bit more of reasearch and practicing my dialect I should feel a bit more confident. It's been two years since I last had to use that dialect. And it's much different improvising it versus learning how to say the words on the page.

Return of Big Red, Wanted, and Unbridled Tv Pilot

2008-07-12T23:55:00.003-05:00

July 12, 2008

I love going to the movies. It has been a slow summer for me going lately, the last movie I have seen was the hulk and that was four weeks ago. This is hard because one year, years ago I saw 60 movies in one year. That is more than one a week. Like I said I love going to the movies. So today I was bulling down(a expression I just made up, feel free to use it) to see two back to back. And most definetely pay for both of them, because I would never just pay for one and when that one was over just walk into the next one. Movie number one was HELLBOY II THE GOLDEN ARMY. I was excited to see this because it has been getting great reviews, and most movies like this are usually a opporunity for reviews to say bad things and use big words they look up. But this movies pays off and in doing so trumping the first and not making the same mistakes again. They had one clear villian, brought out great complexity with the characters, and summarized the story brilliantly laying out the pieces of what was to come. It also may contain the funniest scene I've seen all year which included Hellboy, Abe, some Tecate (a mexican beer that I once got the shits from, but no offense Mexico brew masters it may have been out of date), and a love songs cd. The second movie I saw was WANTED which sadly came out weeks ago and I'm only seeing it now. This movie was a summer popcorn movie all the way. The ability to hold your disbelief is essential, but visually it was spectacular, and full of action, and kudos for getting someone like James Mcavoy rather than a Paul Walker. This is the point where someone would type, no offense to Paul Walker. But I rather give 75% offense to Paul Walker and the rest to producers. Dear Paul, I don't know you as a person, but you should go do a Nivea for men face cream ad, or just crawl back to sequels you prior didnt want to do cuz u thought your shit doesnt stink. (fast and furious) Paul your shit does stink, like shit in fact like the rest of us.

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Did some script and character work on the pilot LOST AND FIND Howie Kremer and I wrote in which we are filming later this month under the estute direction of non blog reader Charley Rivkin.

Also took in a tv show pilot I acted in called UNBRIDLED ENTHUSIASM by Second City Training Center Directing student Jeff Poole. It was very fun to see, and it had a lot of funnies in it, and I'm excited to see it after he edits it some more. I think with some good cuts it can sharpen up and be a nice tight show. If you want to check it out, it plays every Saturday at 9pm thu August 5th at Donny's Skybox at Second City.

And as always if you want to talk movies or tv shows reply or email me. And/or if you want to check out a show I'm in please contact me as well cuz I've got loads of shows in July and August! Oh, me, me, me, I'm sorry, how are you? have a good day?

My Boys, Chaplin,and Reinissance clothing

2008-07-12T23:33:00.005-05:00

July 11, 2008

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MY BOYS, I'm developing a like, hate relationship with this show. I've have clammored to people prior of how much I hate this show, but still watching it to study like a hawk does its prey I've been finding things I like. I'm not really a hawk however in any aspect I just wanted some cool way to say I was studying it and not just being a lazy ass watching TV. Hate side-not fooling us Chicagoians with its fake Chicago, I still don't really like half the cast, a girl who likes sports is not a groundbreaking premise, and most of if is just sitting around talking. LIKES-Jim Gaffigan, the bald friend, and the guy who did the Matthew Mcgonaghey(i have no idea how to spell his name and I'm proud of that). Some of the recent story lines have been funny and even their attempts at banter have been punchy and fun. But really they should keep it to those three characters and the girl I guess. I don't know when LA will realize that they're are funny guys who are cute, so you don't have to find cute guys and try to make them be funny. If you've seen the show you probably know who I'm talking about. Cuz these dudes Just tend to overact. I'm getting down from my tower now.

Watched some Charlie Chaplin tonight as well courtesy of compadre Adam Schwartz for some study work. Plus its good to watch anyways. Watched a DOGS LIFE, and SHOULDER ARMS and I must say the guy was very brilliant. He wrote, directed,produced,scored, and acted in all of his own stuff. The physical humor and how to tell a story visually are good to watch for anyone trying to get tips on comedy or film. These films were done in 1915, and 1918, which makes you think what people will be watching 90 years from now that we are seeing today. Think about that shit folks. Oh, and Charlie Chaplin and I share the same birthday.

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Not to much on this end today sad to say. Had a costume fitting for a turn of the century English play through improvasation that I'm doing under the direction of priorly mentioned Adam Schwartz. It is being shown at the ANNOYANCE THEATER at the end of August. I'm very excited to start rehearsal for it, as it's something a bit different to do in a very repetitive Chicago scene. More details on this in future posts. I'll leave you thirsty for more.

Paul Newman, Big Red, and a depressed Batman.

2008-07-11T07:58:00.000-05:00

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I watched HUDSUCKER PROXY tonight. '94 Coen bro's movie with Tim Robbins, and Mr. Paul Newman. Mainly it was a Paul Newman movie I haven't seen yet rather than my adoring view of the Coen bro's. It was good. Very stylized, and visually interesting which saves the otherwise shabby story, especially the second act. They do write dialouge well, very snappy and fun to listen to and some great monolougues which are not seen to much in movies especially ones where the scene pace is so quick. Credit to the fast talking actors like John Mahoney,Jennifer Jason Leigh,and Bruce Campbell. Tim Robbins was also admirable in the major role. I think for me the Coen's may never top the BIG LEBOWSKI, not even with NO COUNTRY. And it goes without saying I enjoyed Paul Newman. But then I just said it. I enjoy Paul Newman.

I also caught up with Hellboy on cable. I hate watching movies on cable with the whole editing for time, and especially editing for content. Leave my content alone FCC! I still don't understand the whole story besides the Nazi's are evil and they want hell on earth, but boy is Ron Pearlman fun as Hellboy. I plan on seeing Hellboy 2 tomorrow. And this one is getting better reviews than the first.

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Our 'HANDS' sketch group rehearsal was cancelled tonight because a couple of us dudes were out of town. Two weeks until the show opens, and we don't really have a show yet. I have bitten off one full finger nail already. Other than that I took some notes for the Batman satire/spoof I'm working on called THE DARK DOMESTICATION. And also worked on a Sasquatch Short where we beat up a baby for flirting. More details later about these and what Sasquatch shorts is. But if u can't wait go to funnyordie.com and search Sasquatch shorts. Titles are EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES,THREE WISE MEN,ALTERNATIVE SEX, OH SHELLY, MAX FIT GYM, AND PERFECT DATE FINDER.

Mission Statement of Import/Export

2008-07-11T07:23:00.001-05:00

July 11, 2008

First off I am fully aware how stupid ridiculous it is to declare a mission statement for a blog, and possibly a mission statement for anything. I think Jerry Maguire may have ruined that for all of us. Anywho blog's are a bit self centered, bloated, and serve a 'look what I can do' attitude. Secondly I know I am not that exciting, and I may be the only person who looks at this. But a part of me really likes me, and is interested in what I'm doing. If nothing else it gives me something else to write, and entertain that side of my brain. So here it goes...

I guess the point of this is to somewhat chronicle for family and friends what I am up to. I don't like talking about myself to people cuz I don't really see why most would care. So maybe throwing this to the internet tubing abyss can satisfy Honduras' great need for what I am up to (I almost typed Dan Aho instead of I, which is typing about myself in the third person. very scary).

So nonsense typing about my acting, auditioning, training, shows, and writing projects that I am working on. Which brings in the Import/Export of it all. Ideally as a struggling actor you want to quit your day job, which requires you to export your ideas and talents rather than import others as much. So I will also b.s. about things I import like tv shows, movies, plays, improv, and whatever else I view. And hopefully soon down the road my Export grows further and I can be a well balanced creative person.

And also in this maybe can create a bit of dicsussion on my views on recently viewed movies and such, and take the subject matter totally of me.

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO MOM! IT'S A BLOG!